Ever feel like swearing sometimes? The Swear Thread

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Ever feel like swearing sometimes? The Swear Thread

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The swear thread.



I'll start;

Cunt Weasels
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

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Being a Kiwi, and an ex-soldier to boot, swear words are a part of my everyday vocabulary, something I never actually realised until I started working civilian jobs in Australia and got pulled aside on dozens of occasions by bosses and HR personnel informing me that I should try and tone down my language...motherfucking pussy ass PC plebs, harden the fuck up!

I do tend to try and watch my language more carefully around Cambodians in order to not offend anyone.
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My swearing is fairly predictable and regular, it starts shortly after I start up my moto and promptly stops when I remove the key at my destination. :D

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Or something like that ;)
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Kuroneko wrote:My swearing is fairly predictable and regular, it starts shortly after I start up my moto and promptly stops when I remove the key at my destination. :D

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Or something like that ;)
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haha i swear far too much fuck and cunt are pretty common in all my sentences :(

ps. love that video, i saw it last year i think, its epic
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I regularly swear at idiot drivers.
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:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Post by Jamie_Lambo »

oh and this is another good one....
Fuck you
titty suckin' two balled bitch
with a fat bruised clit.
My big conhoto bitch.
Oh shit,
fucking ass licking
piss sucking cunt,
these nuts on your lips
Kentucky fried Kung-Pao clits
I don't know what to say. So what? Don't give a fuck, man I don't know what to say. So what?
Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty armpits.
Big ass hairy mole between your pussy lips.
Fuck
shit
cock
dick
cunt
tit
barf
piss.
Balls
ass pecker
queef
oh shit
fuck
bitch,
damn
fucking diarrhea slut with HIV...
I don't know what to say. So what? Don't give a fuck, man I don't know what to say. So what?
I have fought to find somethin' to say
But now I've found somethin' to say
Fuck you Punk ass bitch
Fuck you Punk ass bitch
I don't know what to say. So what? Don't give a fuck, man I don't know what to say. So what?
Cunt Fuck Shit Bitch
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

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Traffic makes me fxckin' swear all the time. Doesn't work much in sales though.
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