Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
juansweetpotato wrote:You wish!takeoman wrote:Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating.juansweetpotato wrote:Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?Jamie_Lambo wrote:
this is what we do lol
Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.
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I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.
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No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.
Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol
Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.
No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
takeoman wrote:juansweetpotato wrote:You wish!takeoman wrote:Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating.juansweetpotato wrote:Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?Jamie_Lambo wrote:
this is what we do lol
Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.
COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!
I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.
Fancy a pint anyone?
No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.
Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol
Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.
No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families.
But yeah, your right of course. That's another reason I dislike Asia. It's like they still haven't grown up yet. Notice how old those guys look in that recent Thai video. they aren't 15 or 16
Just giving people what they want. sex and violence. More acceptable to post the graphic violence though.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
i have actually talked my way out of a beating a few times often without me realising me and my mates were in trouble!
got my head stamped on and kicked,punched etc when i was about 19yo.they were all my age now (40's) and at least 6/7 plus the guy I was on top off!
ran off in the end and my "mate" did fuck all although I didn't really expect himnto do anything!
then not long after same thing happened and again got my head stamped on!
four guys in their 30's
each time i was just minding my own business,sort of
got my head stamped on and kicked,punched etc when i was about 19yo.they were all my age now (40's) and at least 6/7 plus the guy I was on top off!
ran off in the end and my "mate" did fuck all although I didn't really expect himnto do anything!
then not long after same thing happened and again got my head stamped on!
four guys in their 30's
each time i was just minding my own business,sort of
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,takeoman wrote:juansweetpotato wrote:You wish!takeoman wrote:Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating.juansweetpotato wrote:Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?Jamie_Lambo wrote:
this is what we do lol
Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.
COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!
I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.
Fancy a pint anyone?
No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.
Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol
Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.
No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families.
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
Amusingly, that's just what the locals use. A lot of tuk tuk drivers keep it in their tuk tuk's roofs; although, it maybe part of the roof strut. Not sure.Jamie_Lambo wrote:you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,takeoman wrote:juansweetpotato wrote:You wish!takeoman wrote:Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating.juansweetpotato wrote:
Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?
Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.
COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!
I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.
Fancy a pint anyone?
No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.
Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol
Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.
No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families.
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
I would think that most people swinging a lump of wood , would be aiming for the upper torso or head, and the opponent could easily dodge it. I would aim for the kneecaps . It's hard for your opponent to move both legs [ knees ] at the same time.Jamie_Lambo wrote:you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,takeoman wrote:juansweetpotato wrote:You wish!takeoman wrote:Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating.juansweetpotato wrote:
Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?
Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.
COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!
I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.
Fancy a pint anyone?
No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.
Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol
Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.
No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families.
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
Anyway, it will never happen to me as I am skilled in the ancient martial fighting art called running.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
Is that low running, lol. Wish I could remember which Richard Pryor clip that is from... He should know.Duncan wrote:I would think that most people swinging a lump of wood , would be aiming for the upper torso or head, and the opponent could easily dodge it. I would aim for the kneecaps . It's hard for your opponent to move both legs [ knees ] at the same time.Jamie_Lambo wrote:you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,takeoman wrote:juansweetpotato wrote:You wish!takeoman wrote:
Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating.
No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.
Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol
Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.
No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families.
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
Anyway, it will never happen to me as I am skilled in the ancient martial fighting art called running.
Has CamNivag posted his weirdly funny GF/BF story yet? I haven't looked. Probably be similar to my Notting Hill experience except Instead of " oo, oo ,oo, oo" they were shouting " lady boy, lady boy, lady boy"
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
Whip out a 10inch dildo, all will died laughing instead, best solution ever!
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts Armed With Fresh Fruit?
Or a bananabolueeleh wrote:Whip out a 10inch dildo, all will died laughing instead, best solution ever!
Just try it mate. I've warned you!
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?
bolueeleh wrote:Whip out a 10inch dildo, all will died laughing instead, best solution ever!
What if they don't find it particularly amusing though? Then what?
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