Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)

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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)

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Samouth wrote:
bolueeleh wrote:
Samouth wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Samouth wrote:Thanks mate, Mr The third man.
Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?
We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.
so should eyes be opened or closed? :ROFL2:
It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.
oh... danger of poking the wrong hole :ROFL2:
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bolueeleh wrote:
Samouth wrote:
bolueeleh wrote:
Samouth wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?
We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.
so should eyes be opened or closed? :ROFL2:
It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.
oh... danger of poking the wrong hole :ROFL2:
Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.
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Samouth is quite right, it doesn't matter.
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This is some of the best Engrish I've ever seen!
Hilarious.
Where did you find this?
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Samouth wrote:
bolueeleh wrote:
Samouth wrote:
bolueeleh wrote:
Samouth wrote:
We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.
so should eyes be opened or closed? :ROFL2:
It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.
oh... danger of poking the wrong hole :ROFL2:
Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.
every hole is a goal :thumb:
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Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Samouth wrote:
bolueeleh wrote:
Samouth wrote:
bolueeleh wrote:
so should eyes be opened or closed? :ROFL2:
It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.
oh... danger of poking the wrong hole :ROFL2:
Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.
every hole is a goal :thumb:
Isn't it ''any holes the goal''?
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kiwiincambodia wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Samouth wrote:
bolueeleh wrote:
Samouth wrote:
It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.
oh... danger of poking the wrong hole :ROFL2:
Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.
every hole is a goal :thumb:
Isn't it ''any holes the goal''?
both are correct bro
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Macmullo wrote:This is some of the best Engrish I've ever seen!
Hilarious.
Where did you find this?
You want me to tell you what I was Googling when I came across this nutty shit? No fucking way, LoL!
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It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.

Call me homophobic if you want, but my idea of a fun orgy doesn't include groping around in the dark and finding a pair of hairy balls in my hand.
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