Everyone's A Comedian

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Re: Everyone's A Comedian

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A bloke brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30pm after work.

His wife begins screaming at him as she is throwing things across the room and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done. I am still in my pyjamas and I can't be bother with cooking tonight," She yells.

"Why the hell did you bring him home?"

Her husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married."

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I can't believe I just came first in a self-harming contest. I'm still sitting here pinching myself.
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rick_o'shea wrote:I can't believe I just came first in a self-harming contest. I'm still sitting here pinching myself.
Good to hear.

I won that a few years back and killed myself laughing. :facepalm:
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