Why Are You In Cambodia?
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Drunk sober drunk sober. I hated my neighbors dogs that bark all the time, if you are on a moto or car fine. Walking shirtless is not cool to the dogs. So I attempted to tame them. i stood there still for 5 straight minutes until 2 dudes came out telling the dogs to shut up or or maybe telling me to not disturb the barking dogs.
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LOL! That's funny! Nicely written, FC.flying chicken wrote:Drunk sober drunk sober. I hated my neighbors dogs that bark all the time, if you are on a moto or car fine. Walking shirtless is not cool to the dogs. So I attempted to tame them, sood there still for 5 straight minutes until 2 dudes came out telling the dog to shut up or or maybe telling me to not disturb the barking dogs.
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This one is for real.
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I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
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That's really harsh - hope she gets better soon man.flying chicken wrote:I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
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So..why are you here, Stroppy? Really. Try to be startling honest here - i.e. witnessed by the eyes of Jesus Christ from above.StroppyChops wrote:That's really harsh - hope she gets better soon man.flying chicken wrote:I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
To have a Guinness with some mates? Hmmm...
Or?
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Well in this particular moment I'm here empathising with FC because his missus is sick and I'm impressed that he's manning up and cleaning up her vomit and caring for her. I also thought his post about the neighbour's barking dogs was hilarious. I'd happily have a Guinness with him.dagenham wrote:So..why are you here, Stroppy? Really. Try to be startling honest here - i.e. witnessed by the eyes of Jesus Christ from above.StroppyChops wrote:That's really harsh - hope she gets better soon man.flying chicken wrote:I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
To have a Guinness with some mates? Hmmm...
Or?
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Wait did I say that? I must have said that somewhere, maybe to the mates. Not online, fuck! Anyway, leave my wife out of it...we are in a pretty fucked up situation, but its alright, whatever. The Christian bashing, trolling and stuff is what brighten up my day
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Happy to help! Bash away!flying chicken wrote:Wait did I say that? I must have said that somewhere, maybe to the mates. Not online, fuck! Anyway, leave my wife out of it...we are in a pretty fucked up situation, but its alright, whatever. The Christian bashing, trolling and stuff is what brighten up my day
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HA HA HA HA! Good night last night?flying chicken wrote:Nevermind, I scrolled up above and saw my own post.
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Nevermind, I scrolled up above and saw my own post.
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