Seen this in the last issue of BAYON PEARNIK & thought it was quite amusing.

ISIS pledge to kill thousands of Americans
by opening gun stores across the Midwest
Notorious Islamic terror group ISIS have announced a plan to
kill thousands of Americans by opening gun stores
across the midwest and selling firearms at discount
prices.
With an evil cackle, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi told jubilant
supporters this plan would result in the deaths of untold
thousands of Americans every year.
The stores will offer discounts of up to 10%, with a guarantee
to beat the price of any gun sold at competing vendors and loyalty
cards offered to anyone buying more than two firearms a
year.
Free bullets will be included in the cost of any sale of $200 or
more.
The stores will also offer expert tuition in shooting in on-site
firing ranges to help ensure their customers never miss.
It is intended the new retail chain will be called ‘All-American
Patriot’, and will have an extensive section devoted to easily
concealed high calibre weapons with extended magazines.
“In the name of Allah, the great, the merciful, we will sell
Americans high-quality guns at low, low prices”, Al-
Baghdadi promised the cheering crowd.
“Our prices will be so low you’ll think we’re craaaaaazy!”
“With a 5-year warranty and money-back guarantee if anyone
shot by one of our guns survives, our rifles, shotguns and pistols
will be ideal for firing at other Americans which will save
us the trouble.”
“They will fall upon each other like the whirlwind, like dogs,
smiting each other down, praise be to God.”
“More than they are already are, that is,” he added.
The National Rifle Association both welcomed and condemned
the plans, saying that it was a God-given right to sell guns to
Americans but they’d rather people weren’t so blatant about the
consequences, thanks very much.
If the plan is successful, ISIS plan to extend their reign of terror
and death by opening MacDonald’s franchises and cutting the
price of supersized meals

funny

the stupid thing is it would work lol

Isaw some BBC clip at some gun show in the USA and a woman bought her own hand gun in.the reporter asked why shed done it and she said because she wanted a laser sight for it

reporter asked why and she said to protect her kids because of terrorists



jeezus

also the guns all had cable ties around the triggers and barrels

that's stupid.a terrorist could shoot that place up in no time
"quick.whos got a pair of scissors!"
"oh ive got some tweezers and a laser site for my cable tied gun"