Apologies in advance, but . . . . here Goghs . . . . .



Vincent Van Gogh's Family Tree:

His dizzy aunt --------------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes------------ Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia --------- U Gogh

His magician uncle --------------Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin -------------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother -- Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach---Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------ Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle ------------------- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking---- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew --------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ---------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh










(Yeah, Ok, I know where the door is!)