Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Hmmmm.SinnSisamouth wrote:The Daily Mail list of things that'll give you cancer.
Basically everything apart from sex.
Didn't Michael Douglas claim he got throat cancer from going down on Zeta-Jones?
If eating pussy is bad for you too!?!?!?!?!...
fuck the health risks...
eat all the bacon and pussy you can get your hands...me says!!!!!
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
ahhh mr therapist, i was wondering where you had been hidingTherapist wrote:Hmmmm.SinnSisamouth wrote:The Daily Mail list of things that'll give you cancer.
Basically everything apart from sex.
Didn't Michael Douglas claim he got throat cancer from going down on Zeta-Jones?
If eating pussy is bad for you too!?!?!?!?!...
fuck the health risks...
eat all the bacon and pussy you can get your hands...me says!!!!!
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Judaism and Islam are wankers. No bacon, no seafood, no alcohol. Seriously?
Go back to the desert, you camel-humping anal wankers.
Go back to the desert, you camel-humping anal wankers.
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
yeah- jesus eat bacon en prawns en stuff like that
them essene yids had a real predilection for cannabis as medicine.
jeez
i had a lot of mussie mates in indonesia years ago.
the ones we liked, we called haji birham- beer- ham get it.
not to their face though.
haram is like when you go get pissed and get a bit on the side
it is no big deal really.
went to pick up fabric from my rag trade mate early one saturday morning- he was cooking bacon and eggs
i said- jesus you eat treife on shabbat?
he said
OMG you are one of us.
i am too.
but 2 generations ago my family mixed with christians in USA.
i did not have to show him my dick or strap a box to my head to prove it though.
put the scares to that Reform mofo
maybe eating bacon is not as bad as fucking little children like the Catholics do
them essene yids had a real predilection for cannabis as medicine.
jeez
i had a lot of mussie mates in indonesia years ago.
the ones we liked, we called haji birham- beer- ham get it.
not to their face though.
haram is like when you go get pissed and get a bit on the side
it is no big deal really.
went to pick up fabric from my rag trade mate early one saturday morning- he was cooking bacon and eggs
i said- jesus you eat treife on shabbat?
he said
OMG you are one of us.
i am too.
but 2 generations ago my family mixed with christians in USA.
i did not have to show him my dick or strap a box to my head to prove it though.
put the scares to that Reform mofo
maybe eating bacon is not as bad as fucking little children like the Catholics do
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
I'd love to comment but most posts I make are about religion & im preaching, or so im told.....
im a non-smoking vegetarian with a beard that doesn't use hookers btw so let the abuse rain on me.......
i'll start ;
im a non-smoking vegetarian with a beard that doesn't use hookers btw so let the abuse rain on me.......
i'll start ;
"Tolerance towards intolerance is cowardice"
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a ridiculous thing about many religions is their claim to exclusivity.
hindu does not.
buddhism is not really a religion when you examine the intent- though it has many countless fanatical superstitious adherents ( like all the others )
the abrahmic cults seem to be the most horrific and militant of all- and they are growing!
i mean- the dude
abraham
put his kid on a rock and was going to kill him as a a sacrifice to God.
luckily he did not go through with it.
what kind of god creates a world where most will be doomed to hell for following their preset program.
load of bullshit if you ask me.
plus- He must get tired of the whining. 7 billion and rising complaining 30 times a day. fuck that- its a lot of compalints. a help desk in manila would not cope.
if i were Him- i would probably send a Great flood just to make the cunts shut the fuck up for a while.
He probably would like a nap in the afternoon.
so, you cunts stop bothering God, lest he destroy us all yet again as in storied times.
he fucked up the dinosaurs- so he could fuck us up in a New York minute.
hindu does not.
buddhism is not really a religion when you examine the intent- though it has many countless fanatical superstitious adherents ( like all the others )
the abrahmic cults seem to be the most horrific and militant of all- and they are growing!
i mean- the dude
abraham
put his kid on a rock and was going to kill him as a a sacrifice to God.
luckily he did not go through with it.
what kind of god creates a world where most will be doomed to hell for following their preset program.
load of bullshit if you ask me.
plus- He must get tired of the whining. 7 billion and rising complaining 30 times a day. fuck that- its a lot of compalints. a help desk in manila would not cope.
if i were Him- i would probably send a Great flood just to make the cunts shut the fuck up for a while.
He probably would like a nap in the afternoon.
so, you cunts stop bothering God, lest he destroy us all yet again as in storied times.
he fucked up the dinosaurs- so he could fuck us up in a New York minute.
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
frank lee bent wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:33 pm a ridiculous thing about many religions is their claim to exclusivity.
hindu does not.
buddhism is not really a religion when you examine the intent- though it has many countless fanatical superstitious adherents ( like all the others )
the abrahmic cults seem to be the most horrific and militant of all- and they are growing!
i mean- the dude
abraham
put his kid on a rock and was going to kill him as a a sacrifice to God.
luckily he did not go through with it.
what kind of god creates a world where most will be doomed to hell for following their preset program.
load of bullshit if you ask me.
plus- He must get tired of the whining. 7 billion and rising complaining 30 times a day. fuck that- its a lot of compalints. a help desk in manila would not cope.
if i were Him- i would probably send a Great flood just to make the cunts shut the fuck up for a while.
He probably would like a nap in the afternoon.
so, you cunts stop bothering God, lest he destroy us all yet again as in storied times.
he fucked up the dinosaurs- so he could fuck us up in a New York minute.
"Tolerance towards intolerance is cowardice"
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Again, interesting points, FLB.
But I kinda liked when Abraham was asked to sacrifice his child. Means that the really old Abe wasn't going to sacrifice God and humanity over his son.
Corrupt monarchies, the ultimate expression on family gone wrong, is a true evil I think that story extinguished. As witnessed again and again here.
"Your family is not higher than God's will." Reassuring, that.
All clubs with VIP membership have an exclusivity clause. I think it's more organizational than anything, a result of human nature.
I used to hate all taxes, until I really took a look at Cambodia, the (former) land of almost no taxes. Barren and empty of services for her people.
Strange, huh?
But I kinda liked when Abraham was asked to sacrifice his child. Means that the really old Abe wasn't going to sacrifice God and humanity over his son.
Corrupt monarchies, the ultimate expression on family gone wrong, is a true evil I think that story extinguished. As witnessed again and again here.
"Your family is not higher than God's will." Reassuring, that.
All clubs with VIP membership have an exclusivity clause. I think it's more organizational than anything, a result of human nature.
I used to hate all taxes, until I really took a look at Cambodia, the (former) land of almost no taxes. Barren and empty of services for her people.
Strange, huh?
Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay?
Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint.
Even then, don't come knocking...Not for ANY reason.
Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint.
Even then, don't come knocking...Not for ANY reason.
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