A Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Cow
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If Vlad made whoopie with a ch'ruk prey, would the offspring be wild boer?
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I hope the cow was not underage and a virgin.
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1 cow year = 12 man years. All good.camborambo wrote:I hope the cow was not underage and a virgin.
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e1b_1442086837Kampong Spooner wrote:If Vlad made whoopie with a ch'ruk prey, would the offspring be wild boer?
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Re: A Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Cow
holy shit. What i just watched.General Mackevili wrote:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e1b_1442086837Kampong Spooner wrote:If Vlad made whoopie with a ch'ruk prey, would the offspring be wild boer?
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Re: A Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Cow
Don't knock cow sex till you've tried it..... Down South we call it "stump whuppin" or "stump breaking" the cow (standing on a stump gives you the necessary leverage you need; and it helps if you place the cow so that her head is in a 90 degree fence corner).
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You sure know your cows....wolfcreek wrote:Don't knock cow sex till you've tried it..... Down South we call it "stump whuppin" or "stump breaking" the cow (standing on a stump gives you the necessary leverage you need; and it helps if you place the cow so that her head is in a 90 degree fence corner).
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And a hen will work too, in a pinch, as will a goat (and usually much easier to catch/handle than a cow is). But you will generally need some type of lube if you opt for the hen..... Another plus when choosing a hen or goat is that if it is cold outside you can bring it inside your house/mobile home....
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wolfcreek wrote:And a hen will work too, in a pinch, as will a goat (and usually much easier to catch/handle than a cow is). But you will generally need some type of lube if you opt for the hen..... Another plus when choosing a hen or goat is that if it is cold outside you can bring it inside your house/mobile home....
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Men on Colombian coast enjoying sex with donkeys
Tierra Baja, Cartagena, Colombia—Farmers on the outskirts of a pretty Colombian coastal town are supplementing their income by allowing locals to have sex with donkeys. Locals claim it is a harmless tradition.
In one farm-cum-donkey-brothel in Tierra Baja, on the outskirts of Cartagena, Carlos, 25, explained how normal the practice was and that he and his friends regularly sleep with donkeys.http://www.girish-gupta.com/article.php?id=317
Tierra Baja, Cartagena, Colombia—Farmers on the outskirts of a pretty Colombian coastal town are supplementing their income by allowing locals to have sex with donkeys. Locals claim it is a harmless tradition.
In one farm-cum-donkey-brothel in Tierra Baja, on the outskirts of Cartagena, Carlos, 25, explained how normal the practice was and that he and his friends regularly sleep with donkeys.http://www.girish-gupta.com/article.php?id=317
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