A Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Cow
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I do.Samouth wrote:No matter what, please don't do it UT. I don't want to see you in CEO news section.Username Taken wrote:From the OP:
"Police believed that the guy was under the influence of the drug and for this case, according to the law he didn’t commit the crime for raping a cow. "
I'll have to remember that one.
Go for it UT, what's the worse that can happen?
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Haha, if you're under the influence of drugs, there is no crime.
Anyway, I saw some cute goats out in the province recently. Can I borrow your gumboots kiwi?
Anyway, I saw some cute goats out in the province recently. Can I borrow your gumboots kiwi?
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But, Daisy you said I was the only one.
General Mackevili: I just don't want you littering our forum with your drivel.
Re: A Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Cow
The last time I ate psilocybe mushrooms we were watching one of those crazy Japanese game shows on TV. The first competition consisted of the participants competing in who could crack the most eggs with their ass. Second up was to compete in who could milk a cow the fastest. I was really thrilled about the upcoming interview with the cow. To my great disappointment they never did. Now I'm sad again seeing that nobody interviewed the raped cow in this piece either. Step it up, journalists!
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I heard the Post and the Daily both requested an interview with the cow , but Daisy told them to fuck off and go report on a story which matters and to stop blaming cows for causing accidents walking along roads. They are our street she told them,while fluttering her eyelashes provocatively .BOFH wrote:The last time I ate psilocybe mushrooms we were watching one of those crazy Japanese game shows on TV. The first competition consisted of the participants competing in who could crack the most eggs with their ass. Second up was to compete in who could milk a cow the fastest. I was really thrilled about the upcoming interview with the cow. To my great disappointment they never did. Now I'm sad again seeing that nobody interviewed the raped cow in this piece either. Step it up, journalists!
Also she was heard to mention what is CEO obsession with dead people, it's kind of creepy dont you think?
General Mackevili: I just don't want you littering our forum with your drivel.
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Re: A Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Cow
Takes the 'one risky drink away from...' theory to new levels.
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For those unfamiliar with Samouth's previous donkey reference: http://www.vice.com/video/asses-of-the-caribbean
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I wonder what his wife thinks
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It's warm. It's really nice and warmwackyjacky wrote:For those unfamiliar with Samouth's previous donkey reference: http://www.vice.com/video/asses-of-the-caribbean
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If UT bangs a cow, will there be UHT?
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