A Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Cow

kiwiincambodia · Post by **kiwiincambodia** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:16 am

Samouth wrote:
Username Taken wrote:From the OP:
"Police believed that the guy was under the influence of the drug and for this case, according to the law he didn’t commit the crime for raping a cow. "

I'll have to remember that one.
No matter what, please don't do it UT. I don't want to see you in CEO news section.

I do.

Go for it UT, what's the worse that can happen?

Post by **Username Taken** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:29 am

Haha, if you're under the influence of drugs, there is no crime.

Anyway, I saw some cute goats out in the province recently. Can I borrow your gumboots kiwi?

Ed Hammer · Post by **Ed Hammer** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:58 am

But, Daisy you said I was the only one.

BOFH · Post by **BOFH** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:31 am

The last time I ate psilocybe mushrooms we were watching one of those crazy Japanese game shows on TV. The first competition consisted of the participants competing in who could crack the most eggs with their ass. Second up was to compete in who could milk a cow the fastest. I was really thrilled about the upcoming interview with the cow. To my great disappointment they never did. Now I'm sad again seeing that nobody interviewed the raped cow in this piece either. Step it up, journalists!

Ed Hammer · Post by **Ed Hammer** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:04 pm

BOFH wrote:The last time I ate psilocybe mushrooms we were watching one of those crazy Japanese game shows on TV. The first competition consisted of the participants competing in who could crack the most eggs with their ass. Second up was to compete in who could milk a cow the fastest. I was really thrilled about the upcoming interview with the cow. To my great disappointment they never did. Now I'm sad again seeing that nobody interviewed the raped cow in this piece either. Step it up, journalists!

I heard the Post and the Daily both requested an interview with the cow , but Daisy told them to fuck off and go report on a story which matters and to stop blaming cows for causing accidents walking along roads. They are our street she told them,while fluttering her eyelashes provocatively .
Also she was heard to mention what is CEO obsession with dead people, it's kind of creepy dont you think?

Kampong Spooner · Post by **Kampong Spooner** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:47 pm

Takes the 'one risky drink away from...' theory to new levels.

wackyjacky · Post by **wackyjacky** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 5:05 pm

For those unfamiliar with Samouth's previous donkey reference: http://www.vice.com/video/asses-of-the-caribbean

jaynewcastle · Post by **jaynewcastle** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:47 pm

I wonder what his wife thinks

hanno · Post by **hanno** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:28 pm

wackyjacky wrote:For those unfamiliar with Samouth's previous donkey reference: http://www.vice.com/video/asses-of-the-caribbean

It's warm. It's really nice and warm

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:12 am

If UT bangs a cow, will there be UHT?

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