Hapless Halfwits Caught Bringing Drugs to Cop Shop

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Hapless Halfwits Caught Bringing Drugs to Cop Shop

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The Porsenchey boys were stunned when a pair of bozos tried to smuggle in some meth cunningly disguised as a DIY bottle pipe for their locked up nephew.

The Captain couldn't believe his luck - 3 birds with one stone.

The looks upon everyones faces is truly classic - surely worthy of a meme.

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Keep your money in your socks and fuck, and get massaged, with your socks on

This.

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It's these kinds of stories that keep life endlessly interesting!

Thank you humanity!
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A bit like the blonde who got a bit lazy, (true story )
and despite her first-ever brand-new German front-end load washing machine. (we are talking 1980s here)

- took her boyfriend's, my next door neighbour, washing basket, and the 250 grand, and a few left over Thai sticks, to the local laundromat and asked them to do it for her.

Not sure if they are still together, i haven't seen him since he got out.
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SternAAlbifrons wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:01 am A bit like the blonde who got a bit lazy, (true story )
and despite her first-ever brand-new German front-end load washing machine. (we are talking 1980s here)

- took her boyfriend's, my next door neighbour, washing basket, and the 250 grand, and a few left over Thai sticks, to the local laundromat and asked them to do it for her.

Not sure if they are still together, i haven't seen him since he got out.
The dude left 250.000 $ or £ + weed in cash in a washing basket, and didn't told her ?
Are they so dense that light bends around them ?
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Ghostwriter wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:34 am
The dude left 250.000 $ or £ + weed in cash in a washing basket, and didn't told her ?
Are they so dense that light bends around them ?
That's it, Ghost.
A bright swirling light, all around them, even shining out of their arse.
For 5 minutes in time back then.

But to be fair to the bloke. A few others of us thought that too, back then, for 5 minutes.
And after all, he had bought his blonde girlfriend the best washing machine in the neighbourhood. Who would have thought...
And he was just going for a surf before he stashed it properly.

The judge understood all that and knocked a couple of years off the sentence i think - everybody knows about blonde girlfriends.
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And the neighbor didn't take the opportunity to take a piece of it, making a deal with the 2 idiots, and a quick happy profit ?
My gosh, loose-loose then....
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Mishmash wrote: Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:42 pm The looks upon everyones faces is surely worthy of a meme
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Ooops, No - thats not coins after all, that's my personal stash wrapped in the red 500.
Can i keep that?
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