Farmer Wakes Up to Find Cows Missing Body Parts in Kien Svay

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StroppyChops wrote:
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Soi Dog wrote:The cow owners will have to beef up their security. They have a lot at steak.
That's what I herd.
You butchered that pun. It was really offal.
That's a little cutting. What a load of tripe.
You've suede me to your point of view. Sorry for being such a jerky. I'll go and hide now.
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You bastards could have at least thrown in some beef bacon jokes for me.
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General Mackevili wrote:You bastards could have at least thrown in some beef bacon jokes for me.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

GenMac in Saudi.

Is that why he can't have bacon?

Yes.
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You guys better hoof it out of here before I find my special Punjab weapon.
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Those photos...holey cow!

Clearly a retarded guy did it, maybe an oxy-moron.
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Soi Dog wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Soi Dog wrote:The cow owners will have to beef up their security. They have a lot at steak.
That's what I herd.
You butchered that pun. It was really offal.
You have a beef with that?
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Ah come on, some puns are better than udders.
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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Right I've had enough of all these cows puns and I'm moving on to pastures new.
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Garry.Crabtree wrote:Ah come on, some puns are better than udders.
If it was a theft, I guess it could be considered a burgery? I hope they can bo-vine the culprits.You don't want these happening on a dairy basis.
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They should call Sherlock homes.

cue: Alimentary, My dear Watson
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