Everybody was monk-fu fighting

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Everybody was monk-fu fighting

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Yesterday, toddle off to the riverside for a few beers with a friend,/CIA undercover/covert ops get-together

Pun safety catch is on, minding my own business, chilling with JaapN (oops, there goes his reputation)

Enter stage left: The fake monk,asking for dosh. Jaap and I say no politely, he persists. He gets told to fuck off by both of us.

Things get testy,he is shaking his fist in Jaap's face, and I can see this is not going to end well...

I'm kind of waiting for the Chinese fake monk to throw a punch so we can give him some karma...

The owner's son comes out and tells him to move on. He does.

Then he comes back...more fist-waving, Khmer motodops gathering and also telling him to move on

Closest I or Jaap have come to punching a monk, maybe next time.

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You might want to find a classier place to drink and maybe choose the indoor seating rather than sitting out by the road.
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sigmoid wrote:You might want to find a classier place to drink and maybe choose the indoor seating rather than sitting out by the road.
Why? This is much more fun!

That was really close, his fist was about 10-15 cm from my face. He was really insulted, I think. Wanker. :mrgreen:
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Kung Fu fighting Monk!
I would have punched him but as he's a monk I would feel guilty, so its a no Kendo!!!
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Yeah, wat was I thinking?
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I entered a pun comp last week'I so wanted to win I had ten attempts.
I really thought I,d win but no pun in ten did.
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That's already been used on here,....
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minjita wrote:I entered a pun comp last week'I so wanted to win I had ten attempts.
I really thought I,d win but no pun in ten did.
https://cambodiaexpatsonline.com/viewtop ... pun#p16598
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That was really close, his fist was about 10-15 cm from my face. He was really insulted, I think. Wanker. :mrgreen
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That pun doesn't merit an answer, I've never hear a dharma reply.

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