Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by fax » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:48 pm

Thank God she got her condom back, Brody will need it later at the Pacific Hotel Phnom Penh. He wouldn’t want to insult great leader with those Winnie the Pooh napkins...

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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Ghostwriter » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:52 pm

And by the way, those look like the ghosts of real 'staches which came dying on some lousy thieves's faces.

Still better than the classic 10 cm sole hair that the owner keeps unshaved because he's very proud of it.
THAT is the ugly worst.
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Mishmash » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:52 pm

Ghostwriter wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:44 pm
Mishmash wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:49 pm

Fuckin Biebler. How people worship him instead of real men like Magellan, Shackleton, Cook, Marco Polo, Gagarin, Armstrong and our valient women striving to the stars and beyond is a complete mystery.
Wopopop :
Not people : teen girls.

So yeah, beetween cold skeletons and a warm dick with pretty hairs, i guess i cracked your mystery.
I remember the girls in my primary school age 9 all wanting and fantasizing about marrying the latest 'boy band'

Annnndddd inventing or copying this popper twisty paper device to hook every male in the class up with a GF.

It started with four choices and a random number.

In the end it revealed who you would marry in the class, what type of house and how many kids.

My first GF at school Janet Parkinson was avid on this.

She charged a small amount for a glimpse of her budding tits in the schoolyard when 11! A feel cost more.
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Mishmash » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:55 pm

Ghostwriter wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:52 pm
And by the way, those look like the ghosts of real 'staches which came dying on some lousy thieves's faces.

Still better than the classic 10 cm sole hair that the owner keeps unshaved because he's very proud of it.
THAT is the ugly worst.
On a par with that hair growing from a mole on the face that they seem proud about here. Puts me off my beer and lessens the gravitas of the situation IMO
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Mishmash » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:56 pm

fax wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:48 pm
Thank God she got her condom back, Brody will need it later at the Pacific Hotel Phnom Penh. He wouldn’t want to insult great leader with those Winnie the Pooh napkins...

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Well spotted - I hope @CEOCambodiaNews finds the ladies numbers - cute factor is there. Unused condom! @Brody can go to the back of the queue. :beer3:
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Ghostwriter » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:59 pm

Mishmash wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:52 pm
She charged a small amount for a glimpse of her budding tits in the schoolyard when 11! A feel cost more.
I sense the origin of something here.... :stir:
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by fax » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:00 pm

Mishmash wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:56 pm
Well spotted - I hope @CEOCambodiaNews finds the ladies numbers - cute factor 10
If I just zoom a little bit closer on the other photo I’ll be able to extract their numbers from their amygdala but that’ll cost you at least 3 cases of pre-cooled Ganzberg.
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Mishmash » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:03 pm

Ghostwriter wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:59 pm
Mishmash wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:52 pm
She charged a small amount for a glimpse of her budding tits in the schoolyard when 11! A feel cost more.
I sense the origin of something here.... :stir:
What was it like at your school?

I always liked Janet - sex education from her was better than the school, she told us about everything.

I knew her for a long time.

Eventually she got married and was happy - great lady!

If you want to know the truth about my village - it is a case study in incest - quite famous. Many would go to school with their 'sisters' who were in fact their 'mothers'.

Janet was one of those.
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Ghostwriter » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:09 pm

My schools were fine, but my first kiss on the lips was on a cute 11 y.o Fiona, in a camping. Sweet times.

Yeah, my first kiss was on some cute British lips.
That was the origin of something there too....
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Re: Chinese Women Give Police a Big Thumbs Up after Snatch Attack

Post by Mishmash » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:10 pm

fax wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:00 pm
Mishmash wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:56 pm
Well spotted - I hope @CEOCambodiaNews finds the ladies numbers - cute factor 10
If I just zoom a little bit closer on the other photo I’ll be able to extract their numbers from their amygdala but that’ll cost you at least 3 cases of pre-cooled Ganzberg.
It's a female encrypted amygdala, but crackable for men of redoubt. As you are a good guy they'll give you the private key for sure.
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