juansweetpotato wrote:

MekongMouse wrote:
Well, it isn't like you'd be stoned to death.

I thought that pot was turned a blind eye too, but alcohol was a major crime in most middle eastern Muslim countries?

Yes, but he said SHE would be stoned to death. Sounds like he'd get off... twice! (:rimshot:).

General Mackevili wrote:Oh snap, Samouth's into white chicks! !

And can you lot stop talking about sex! ! ! ! I'm currently debating whether to meet a girl from the Philippines for dinner or not, much less sleep with her! This is fucking bullshit.

Worst case scenario is I get deported and she spends a few weeks in jail before she gets deported.

And I hear if I get caught banging a local Saudi chick, I'll have the option of (A) marrying her right then and there on that same day, and (B) if I choose NOT to marry her, she'll be fucking stoned to death!

I'm not even Muslim, so option A probably isn't even on the table.

I don't get it. Why would you get deported just to have a consensual sex with a consenting adult? So everyone in the Saudi can not have sex before they get married?

I lived in Saudi for 2 years. I worked in an office with Saudi women and regularly talked to them. Heck, we'd even go for lunch as a group at times and evening meals...

When I went to the mall, and particularly the one in Kingdom Tower, I'd regularly have girls drop their phone numbers in front of me. Something that irritated my two younger, slimmer and better looking Saudi staff immensely. They weren't pissed at the numbers being dropped... just that it was me and not them getting the attention.

One of my female Saudi staff used to sexually harass me on Facebook, demanding I come round her home and give her one, she was pretty clear that her parents would not object.

The Saudi system is nasty and discriminatory but in reality - they're all banging like bunnies all the time. Prohibition works no better for human sexuality than it has on drugs or alcohol (two other things that I had no problem obtaining in Saudi... the first appeared in the form of a gift from a new employee - 9 ounces of Afghani Black - and the second was on sale in the compound bar though it was outrageously expensive).

General Mackevili wrote:

Samouth wrote:

General Mackevili wrote:Oh snap, Samouth's into white chicks! !

And can you lot stop talking about sex! ! ! ! I'm currently debating whether to meet a girl from the Philippines for dinner or not, much less sleep with her! This is fucking bullshit.

Worst case scenario is I get deported and she spends a few weeks in jail before she gets deported.

And I hear if I get caught banging a local Saudi chick, I'll have the option of (A) marrying her right then and there on that same day, and (B) if I choose NOT to marry her, she'll be fucking stoned to death!

I'm not even Muslim, so option A probably isn't even on the table.

I don't get it. Why would you get deported just to have a consensual sex with a consenting adult? So everyone in the Saudi can not have sex before they get married?

Correct.

I can't even talk to a woman here.

However, I saw these beauties on the road last weekend:

I guess you are kidding me. How come you are not allowed to talk with women. What if your coworkers are female then you can't talk to her. So, how come you work together. i wonder if there is a gender wall in the work place?

The way they transport animals are much better than Cambodia. They give more spaces for them.

Samouth wrote:The way they transport animals are much better than Cambodia. They give more spaces for them.

Samouth, I really like the way you view life. I bet no other poster considered this!

StroppyChops wrote:

Samouth wrote:The way they transport animals are much better than Cambodia. They give more spaces for them.

Samouth, I really like the way you view life. I bet no other poster considered this!

Thanks.

We have BACON.