Must have been mating season.

I'll bet the monk wasn't wearing his amulet.

soup wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:25 pm Must have been mating season.

What do you get when you cross a buffalo with a pumpkin?

chorlton wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:32 pm Please explain how from one word (why) you think you know my theological knowledge of Buddhism to back up your claim.

its like nobody must dare to ask you a simple question about even one of your numerous unsubstantiated assertions on things
its a discussion forum SAM not a pulpit, chill a bit.

monks are humans not wizards from harry potter

Harry Potter is a figment of Rowling's imagination.

Monks and Buddha are not.

But a good monk is very good at avoiding day-to-day problems.

You have no kung fu. Pshaw!

SmartAston Martin wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:08 pm But a good monk is very good at avoiding day-to-day problems.

... just not very good at avoiding raging buffaloes

Must've been a young or bad monk.

good, bad, young, old, fake....

"imagination"

i have known some of these animals in java to take a violent dislike to europeans.
javans say it is because we eat a lot of beef the smell enrages the creatures who regard us as predators LOL.
malays have a story for everything.
cattle of any sort can be dangerous, especially if they do not know you, and you do not know how to behave around them.

i shooed one out of my yard yesterday, and a Kiwi board member who was visiting said
"oh you have been around cattle"

the yee haa lasso swinging version of human bovine interaction is completely false.

every culture has their gap logic theory to explain what they don't understand
today is Thursday or thorsday after the Nordic god seen as responsible for thunder for example

all this theory/belief stuff started when someone thought talking to a magic rock gave them much needed rain
ironic how far we have evolved as a species yet how the theories have too in an attempt to keep up

one only needs to watch desperately poor people give money to monks as they come door to door begging to see the cycle of hope v reality. 1 doctor does more than 1000 monks hence the monks aren't in hospitals healing the sick. no "holy" man ever is.

id rather have questions that cannot be answered than answers that cannot be questioned - cant remember who said this
attacking those who question stifles debate & holds humanity back meaning others suffer this monks fate too

as I said initially its a horrible way to die, for anyone & that's more important to acknowledge than what the animal tastes like

Cruisemonkey wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:05 pm

soup wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:25 pm Must have been mating season.

What do you get when you cross a buffalo with a pumpkin?

Cruisemonkey!