Anyone got a mean recipe for salsa ?

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Anyone got a mean recipe for salsa ?

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Anyone got a simple but wicked recipe for a salsa sauce ? Something spicy :stir:
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Re: Anyone got a mean recipe for salsa ?

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First you take some vine ripened tomatoes - fuck, never mind.
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Re: Anyone got a mean recipe for salsa ?

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yeah, skip that part, and...
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One stale tomato, a few chillies and a half cup of dishwater. Mean, spicy and wicked.
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Here try this. It actually produces some good results. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22a+mean+recipe+for+salsa%22 (Let it do its stuff. Surely you will be amazed).

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Twist lid, pour.
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Start with your left foot: quick, quick, slow, quick, quick, slow...

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Re: Anyone got a mean recipe for salsa ?

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John Bingham wrote:One stale tomato, a few chillies and a half cup of dishwater. Mean, spicy and wicked.
Unfortunately dishwater makes you fart bubbles. :facepalm:
Username Taken wrote:Here try this. It actually produces some good results. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22a+mean+recipe+for+salsa%22 (Let it do its stuff. Surely you will be amazed).

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I have already been truly amazed, User. Came on here when I got 123456789 results and could not choose between them and most of them resembled John's recipe anyway ... so guess I will just invent something even more amazing.
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Re: Anyone got a mean recipe for salsa ?

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For anyone who is interested : simple salsa : find a couple of decent tomatoes - the best you can find. Chop into small cubes with a couple of spring onions and as much chilli as you can handle - add fresh lime juice and cilantro to taste. Refridgerate 30 mn. Deal done.
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Re: Anyone got a mean recipe for salsa ?

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Anchor Moy,

You forgot the salt.

The quality of the tomatoes is key;
3 tomatoes
1/3 yellow or white onion
3 nice and fresh chilis chopped fine
salt to taste.
chopped cilantro

If your tomatoes suck add just a bit of white sugar to the salsa mix

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