You need two
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Duncan
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You need two
Have just finished giving my 16 year old girl a long winded lecture on about having TWO or more of everything to be successful in life.
Started by explaining why she needed TWO hands, than TWO legs, much easier to run. Infact if she had four , like a dog or a horse she would run a lot faster.
Next,,, she needed TWO or more eyes,,,, so she can see the rich people with one eye and the poor people with the other eye . If she had TWO eyes in the back of her head , she would be much better off,,,,, unlike one person who has only one eye.
Even having TWO ears is good , cause you can listen to the lies with one ear and the truth with the other ear.
So we then talked about why she only had ONE brain , yet was trying to do TWO jobs with it at the same time. She really needed TWO brains.
So whenever she makes decisions she should talk about it with someone else .
TWO brains are better than ONE.
The lesson in life is over.
Started by explaining why she needed TWO hands, than TWO legs, much easier to run. Infact if she had four , like a dog or a horse she would run a lot faster.
Next,,, she needed TWO or more eyes,,,, so she can see the rich people with one eye and the poor people with the other eye . If she had TWO eyes in the back of her head , she would be much better off,,,,, unlike one person who has only one eye.
Even having TWO ears is good , cause you can listen to the lies with one ear and the truth with the other ear.
So we then talked about why she only had ONE brain , yet was trying to do TWO jobs with it at the same time. She really needed TWO brains.
So whenever she makes decisions she should talk about it with someone else .
TWO brains are better than ONE.
The lesson in life is over.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Anchor Moy
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Re: You need two
The brain has TWO hemispheres, which do different jobs...
http://brainmadesimple.com/left-and-rig ... heres.html
http://brainmadesimple.com/left-and-rig ... heres.html
Re: You need two
Your daughter, I hope?
Are you trying to teach her about redundancy?
Whose? There might be more to it than that, but don't quote me.
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Per ardua, ad stercus
Per ardua, ad stercus
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Jamie_Lambo
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Re: You need two
nice lesson mate i like itDuncan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:46 pm Have just finished giving my 16 year old girl a long winded lecture on about having TWO or more of everything to be successful in life.
Started by explaining why she needed TWO hands, than TWO legs, much easier to run. Infact if she had four , like a dog or a horse she would run a lot faster.
Next,,, she needed TWO or more eyes,,,, so she can see the rich people with one eye and the poor people with the other eye . If she had TWO eyes in the back of her head , she would be much better off,,,,, unlike one person who has only one eye.
Even having TWO ears is good , cause you can listen to the lies with one ear and the truth with the other ear.
So we then talked about why she only had ONE brain , yet was trying to do TWO jobs with it at the same time. She really needed TWO brains.
So whenever she makes decisions she should talk about it with someone else .
TWO brains are better than ONE.
The lesson in life is over.
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