Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
It’s a barroom theory I’ve been advancing for years with little success. What with public showers being a thing of the past and, well... I never could quite get that “Gonad Challenge” thing off the ground. And yet it’s always a good feeling, you know? Bein right. So get this.
See that twunt over there with the skeezy manbun? Well there’s an extremely high probability he’s got testicles the size of peppercorns. I shit you not. And meanwhile here I sit, follicly challenged indeed, but apparently with bojangles the diameter of tennis balls.
Did I just roll a natural? Did he just bust out a pair of snake eyes?
Why males with beards and long hair have the smallest testicles
Researchers explain that poorly endowed males commit all their energy into attracting mates using beards and long hair and have none left to invest in their genitalia.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech ... icles.html
See that twunt over there with the skeezy manbun? Well there’s an extremely high probability he’s got testicles the size of peppercorns. I shit you not. And meanwhile here I sit, follicly challenged indeed, but apparently with bojangles the diameter of tennis balls.
Did I just roll a natural? Did he just bust out a pair of snake eyes?
Why males with beards and long hair have the smallest testicles
Researchers explain that poorly endowed males commit all their energy into attracting mates using beards and long hair and have none left to invest in their genitalia.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech ... icles.html
she was quite pretty and looked older
she knew only what had been told her
she knew only what had been told her
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Re: Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
The daily mail !
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Re: Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
Soy consumption down-regulates androgen receptors. Androgen receptors are present in both the brain and male genitals. So, if a male’s androgen receptor density is kept artificially low due to semi-regular exposure to soy products during key developmental stages of his life, you can work out what happens...
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Pffft.
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Re: Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
Because large balls are so mainstream...
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Re: Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
From the thread title, I thought it was gonna be about how boxer shorts are better than hipster briefs for sperm counts..
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Re: Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
the article is from the daily mail
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Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: Why hipsters have the smallest testicles
what total BS
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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