Why Are You In Cambodia?

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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by flying chicken » Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:29 pm

Drunk sober drunk sober. I hated my neighbors dogs that bark all the time, if you are on a moto or car fine. Walking shirtless is not cool to the dogs. So I attempted to tame them. i stood there still for 5 straight minutes until 2 dudes came out telling the dogs to shut up or or maybe telling me to not disturb the barking dogs.
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by StroppyChops » Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:32 pm

flying chicken wrote:Drunk sober drunk sober. I hated my neighbors dogs that bark all the time, if you are on a moto or car fine. Walking shirtless is not cool to the dogs. So I attempted to tame them, sood there still for 5 straight minutes until 2 dudes came out telling the dog to shut up or or maybe telling me to not disturb the barking dogs.
LOL! That's funny! Nicely written, FC.
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by flying chicken » Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:36 pm

This one is for real.
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by flying chicken » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:02 am

I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:24 am

flying chicken wrote:I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
That's really harsh - hope she gets better soon man.
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by dagenham » Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:30 pm

StroppyChops wrote:
flying chicken wrote:I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
That's really harsh - hope she gets better soon man.
So..why are you here, Stroppy? Really. Try to be startling honest here - i.e. witnessed by the eyes of Jesus Christ from above.

To have a Guinness with some mates? Hmmm...

Or?
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:54 pm

dagenham wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
flying chicken wrote:I am a drifter in all my life man, I am stuck.......its 12midight, everyone is sleeping in peace and here I am drinking Black Panther and wash her vomit and clean it up, and at the same time trying to chill with you folks. I dont know what will bring tomorrow; but I will take as it is.
That's really harsh - hope she gets better soon man.
So..why are you here, Stroppy? Really. Try to be startling honest here - i.e. witnessed by the eyes of Jesus Christ from above.

To have a Guinness with some mates? Hmmm...

Or?
Well in this particular moment I'm here empathising with FC because his missus is sick and I'm impressed that he's manning up and cleaning up her vomit and caring for her. I also thought his post about the neighbour's barking dogs was hilarious. I'd happily have a Guinness with him.
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by flying chicken » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:05 pm

Wait did I say that? I must have said that somewhere, maybe to the mates. Not online, fuck! Anyway, leave my wife out of it...we are in a pretty fucked up situation, but its alright, whatever. The Christian bashing, trolling and stuff is what brighten up my day :)
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:06 pm

flying chicken wrote:Wait did I say that? I must have said that somewhere, maybe to the mates. Not online, fuck! Anyway, leave my wife out of it...we are in a pretty fucked up situation, but its alright, whatever. The Christian bashing, trolling and stuff is what brighten up my day :)
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flying chicken wrote:Nevermind, I scrolled up above and saw my own post.
HA HA HA HA! Good night last night? :facepalm:
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Re: Why are you in Cambodia?

Post by flying chicken » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:08 pm

Nevermind, I scrolled up above and saw my own post.
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