Why are men obsessed with breasts?
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Re: Why are men obsessed with breasts?
Ironic that you chose a photo of the ideal model hiding her "assets" against a skinny tree.
As my old Cajun bait seller used to say, "I opes you luck.
Re: Why are men obsessed with breasts?
I nearly choked on my corn-flakes bro.. One of those pics you dun even need to see the face.
BTW was that from your latest business meeting - where we dun look at what the woman is wearing or looks like - you know the one where things are taken seriously - hrrrrrumph.
Re: Why are men obsessed with breasts?
I have to say that this is just about one of the funniest things I have read in a while...Brody wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:52 amCaptainNemo wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:46 pmStudy finds poorer men like bigger breasts, while the richer like them smaller
they tested whether men who lack material goods would find larger breasts more desirable than men who do have material goods.
And it turned out, men with a lower socioeconomic status found larger breasts more appealing than those with a higher socioeconomic status.As I suspected, borne out by CaptainNemo's linking to a stellar peer reviewed scientific study and Spigzoid's anecdotal musings...
...Ass-men, such as myself, have always been successful men of discriminating tastes and superior breeding....
Ass-men, I'll have you know, are more likely to pursue interracial conquests, which is an innate drive within top tier males exhibiting an extra ordinary gene sequence which will pass on dominant genetic traits which in turn drive the human race toward further evolutionary primacy.
Rotting in your Podunk backwoods town and fucking your big-tittied sister does nothing for the progression of the human species.
Men such as Spigzoid and myself, who have elected to procreate with Khmer women possessing perky sunny-side-ups and voluminous yet proportionally supple hind quarters have produced offspring which show the clear genetic dynamism that comes from interbreeding with impossibly stunning, raven haired, mocha skinned works of art with small boobs and world class tushes.
To the human race, you're welcome. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it. Long live ass-men. Thank you and goodnight:
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And this was the second...
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Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
The ass lovers anthem.
The ass lovers anthem.
Re: Why are men obsessed with breasts?
I guess it’s by chance, I’ve never dated a small breasted woman including the Asian women. Having a nice bottom is much more important. Brunette and not so white skin is a plus.
The nice thing about large breasts is to have something to look at when the woman keeps talking. Tune it out and marvel at the mounds.
The nice thing about large breasts is to have something to look at when the woman keeps talking. Tune it out and marvel at the mounds.
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