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Or, from this: https://cambodiaexpatsonline.com/world/p ... t5598.html
To this:

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Submitted by Stuart
2015-08-17 10:56:40
Update 8/17/2015: Got laser-surgery on the 13th, they cauterised the internal warts. I am still sore and bleeding from my anus, but the warts seem to be gone. They removed four. Going back in a few days for post-op check up, will update then.

Be careful with ACV, dilute with water if needed, and use Neosporin/triple antibiotic-ointment after the treatments.

Be safe, don't fret too much, things will get better eventually.

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Submitted by hfn
2015-08-14 03:31:51
I went to the doctor and got aldara cream to rub on my anus. It seems to be working after just a week as the two or three warts I had have nearly all disappeared and my ass looks nearly normal now. I still have another week left with the cream I have and want to get more after that probably. I also live in China and the doctor here said I should have laser surgery. I am not ready to do this as I don`t trust hospitals here 100% Whether you have the surgery or just use the cream, the hpv virus is still in your system. I suppose if the warts hurt a lot you should have the surgery but I would hold off. I guess people respond to different treatments though. Just sticking with the cream for now and eating as healthy as I can, etc.

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Submitted by NG
2015-07-22 20:11:45
DO NOT USE APPLE CIDER VINEGAR ON YOUR ANUS! I saw some small white spots inside of my anus a couple months ago. I had no clue what they were but assumed that they may have been anal warts due to their color and texture. I will confirm when I meet with my doctor next month.

This was most likely my mistake, but I got a clean paper towel and poured some apple cider vinegar on it. I then stuck the paper towel inside my anus for 10 minutes to rid myself of the warts. I didn't stick the paper towel in that far, maybe half an inch.

This completely burned my skin inside of my anus. It's been 3 days and I haven't put any apple cider vinegar near my anus and don't plan on doing so ever again. My anus still burns (getting SLOWLY better) and ESPECIALLY burns when making a bowel movement. My anus (and anus inside) is basically red, inflamed and very, very slowly getting back to normal from being BURNED from the apple cider vinegar. I also have a few inflamed hemorrhoids that seem to have formed from using the apple cider vinegar as well.

Taking bowel movements are a pain, but after each one I quickly douche in the shower with warm water to keep the area clean from bowel debris. Basically, my anus is sore and I'm waiting for my body to heal itself and get back to normal. I should have never done this as my warts weren't many and my anus was practically fine and I never had problems with bowel movements.

I just wanted to warn everyone as I got the apple cider vinegar idea from this site. Perhaps it works with warts further away from the anus, however, DO NOT put apple cider vinegar anywhere near or inside your anus ever. You have been warned!

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Submitted by Stuart
2015-07-10 12:27:00
I noticed some rather large lumps in my anus about a week ago when I took to the internet to figure what this could be. I read about hemorrhoids and anal warts. At first, I convinced myself it was just hemorrhoids, but looking into symptoms further, I realised it was not hemorrhoids but anal warts. Gah! I was so disgusted! I'm a 20 year old gay male, I have only ever had two partners, and have always used protection. I have read that condoms don't prevent the spread of HPV since it's transmitted through skin-to-skin contact, so no penetration is necessary to get warts. I didn't know what to do, or where to turn, I didn't want to go tot he doctor yet, I am in the process of finding a new one, and freezing treatments would be a last resort. Thankfully, I found this website, which had Apple Cider Vinegar [ACV] all over it, so I decided to try it out and see how it worked for me. It is only the second day, and I can say that this seems to be working, THANK GOD! My warts seem to have decreased in size, and changed from flesh colour to white/green/black! I used cotton-balls, ripped small pieces off and soaked in ACV, then inserted the cotton-ball into the very entrance of my anus where the warts were located. MY, OH MY! Does it burn like a bitch, at least for the first few minutes. It's not as bad as some say, doesn't linger all day afterwards like a real burn, but for the first few moments, it's crazy intense! I learned to enjoy the pain, 'cause it's helping to get these ANNOYING UGLY little suckers off of my body! This has been a very difficult time for me, as these warts make me very self-conscious, and just irritate in a way only someone who has had them would know about.

I really do think this method works, but do be careful. I left the swab in for about 1hr, and my anus developed some hemorrhoid-like protrusions, and made my buttocks-area very sensitive. Luckily I had some suppositories to ease the pain and swelling. Also, I have been using cornstarch to keep my buttock-area dry and rid of moisture. Will report back in about 2-3 days to update my wart's status. Be safe, don't be too ashamed, do some research on HPV and tell your sexual partners about HPV, especially if any of your sexual-partners start to show symptoms. About 30% of sexually-active adults have HPV, most don't even know about it! So really be calm, you're not alone :-)

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Submitted anonymously
2015-07-09 01:19:52
I AM FINALLY READY TO COME FOREWARD ABOUT THIS HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE
(a brutally honest but humbling story about dealing with hpv, internal and external anal warts and some penile warts)

First off READ LAKECHalakin's post it was extremely positive and helpful for me.

Anyhow, I have been dealing with genital warts for the last 6 months and IT HAS FOR REAL CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE. It started with just two on the inside of my anus. I was weirded out at first, kind of concerned but like many of us once were, in denial. I did not want to post any of this until I though I was finally getting results and here I am. They developed for about three months until I realized that they were now excessive, strong and clearly getting worse. So I did as any normal person would assume, I marched myself down to the sexual health clinic in downtown toronto. I spend 6 hours of my life in this clinic (mostly waiting) only to receive some shitty pamphlets about hpv and to have some shy nurse delicately freeze some of the now external anal warts. I left feeling ruined and with no sense of dignity. OF COURSE THE WARTS HEALED AND DOUBLED IN SIZE. After two visits to this clinic I had my doubts. They were timid while I was ready to take this by the horns.

LADIES AND GENT'S BEHOLD APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. (thank you to all who suggested it)

I applied this awful shit once a day. I straight up just lightly soaked a swab and shoved it up my ass then placed some soaked toilet paper in my crack. Let me forewarn you, it's gunna burn. This whole thing is really gross but it's going to help, let me forewarn you. Sit like this for as long as you possibly can, watch an episode of oitnb and just feel badass. (pun intended) When the burning is too intense remove it and dab off whats left. I did this every day if I could and it will burn your warts and sometimes even make them turn black. WICKED.

HELL GUYS I TOOK A SHOT OF IT ONCE A DAY AND IT HELPED TOO.

The fact of the matter is the more persistent you are about curing these warts the sooner they will be gone. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE CIDER VIN, go to a natural foods store and buy tea tree oil or ceder oil. Apply this twice a day, It's a little easier but again, stay persistent!

FEED YOURSELF PROPERLY.

EXCERCISE.

PLEASE DO NOT STRESS!!! LOVE YOURSELF!!!

Everything will be okay. This whole process is scary but you have to remember it is not your fault and you can make it end. You are strong and will power is going to help you through this more than everything!

If you want more details just comment and I'll do my best to answer! Sorry that biology is beautiful but also so gross at the same time!

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Submitted by Alfa
2015-07-08 07:41:30
OMG... Ok guys. Here is my experience. I am shocked, I never believed in home remedies but this is amazing.

2-3 weeks ago, I started to have really itchy ass. I thought it was nothing, but during the last week the itchy had increased. I took a mirror and I noticed that I had some small warts on my anus. I was stressed and sad, honestly sex is important for me and I was embarrassed to tell my boyfriend. I only had anal sex with one guy in my whole life (I am 24), but I didnt use condom... (I dont know what I was thinking). This guy told me some months after he had warts so I assume I have the because he transmitted it to me, as my boyfriend only had sex with virgin boys.

So... I've been really worried during the last week: I know I had some warts which I did not know if they we going to spread, and also sometimes the itchy was really uncomfortable. The itchy was not constantly, but strong during the seconds/minutes I had it. (I learned not to touch your ass as you increase the itchy when you try to stop it, I read that you can spread the virus and make some new warts grow.)

Ok, I started to look on the internet to find some natural remedies and I read something about mixing oil (sunflower better than olive) with garlic, and I just applied it this morning.

I am shocked. The itchy is gone, I just took the mirror and most of the warts are reduced or almost dissapear, I could not believe it!

I think I will apply it again once/twice a day just to be sure my ass it's healed! But for the moment... this is great!

BUT! Honeslty guys, I have to say that when I applied this morning it was really painful, like burning. I have good pain control, so I could stand it, but only for a few seconds. I was going to leave it the for some hours but it is impossible, just do it during some minutes and the take it off.

This is what I did:

Cut some garlic in very minced, put it on some cotton and then put some oil (I did not have sunflower oil so I had to use olive, just use a oil with a big dose of vitamin E)

I left it in there for 10 seconds but it was burning like hell! So I rubbed very carefully, making stops of 15-20 seconds and then rubbing again very slowly).

When I finish, I used the mirror and I could see that the warts were more red, like if they were reacting to the garlic... But I thought, 'ok, maybe this thing is just going to make it worse'...

I started to watched a movie on the PC, and suddenly I noticed I was not having itchy ass, I felt really relief!

And now, after two hours, I just used the mirror..... OMFG, this is the most amazing remedy I ever tried!

As I said, the are so small now! Most of them have dissapeard and the itchy is gone! Anyway as I told you I will repeat the proceedure during more days to be sure it is healing, if not, I will go to the doctor.

I hope this helps you guys too. Garlic has very powerful action against bateria and virus, and I never thought this would be so amazing.

REGARDS GUYS!

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Submitted anonymously
2015-06-13 00:57:02
Boost immune system by eating healthy and exercising.

Drinks lots of water & avoid soft drinks.

Take warm oatmeal baths.

Use apple cider vinegar.

Duct tape.

Stop smoking.

Eat super foods.

Drink green smoothies.

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Submitted by JD
2015-05-30 15:23:52
Has anyone had their warts surgically removed via laser at a medical center? I have several small spots on the 'inside' of the anal canal. My dr is sending me to a specialist for removal and my insurance has a VERY high deductible.. Would anyone care to share their total medical costs for this type of procedure? Im quite concerned this will be very costly and I am trying to gauge a ballpark total for out of pocket expenses. I have Blue Cross and I live in WV. Thank you for any info.

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Submitted anonymously
2015-04-19 04:18:36
Hey everyone i just want to say i have had surgery to remove my warts, i have never been happier, anal warts were ruining my life and stopping me from doing the things i wanted to do as they hurt and bleed and had an odd smell to them, mine were extensive, i tried every home remedy known to man and they just spread, surgery was my only option, i have had little to no pain after surgery and i highly recommend you see a doctor rather than try all sorts of things that can damage your skin further!

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Submitted by INLAKECHalakin
2015-04-09 19:21:58
HONESTLY i JUST WANT TO HELP YOU!!!
I,ll try to keep this as short as possible, sorry in advance for the length of the entry.
This is what i have learned and feel the need to share. I am only looking for truth, and not advertising anything, not trying to prove any points, i just feel we should find the truth together, by sharing what we find.

(a 'quick' side note. These are the few things i found to work for me after googling for ages and using a bit of my preworked nature healing common sense.
For warts i would use fresh unprocessed (so not blended if possible! and preferably without contact to metal! (ceramic knife) ALOE vera gel. I have had somehow gotten warts all over my hands and even a few in both nostrils and on a lip, twas a nightmare! Some on fingertips, so that obviously made touching any other body part with hands tricky..
What i did was after washing my hands lightly dab just enough but not too much fresh aloe gel all over my hands everytime, not rub in, just let it air dry a bit and put on natural rubber gloves without powder and change these a few times a day and basically just keep them on while im doing something using hands. Whenever not using hands i would try to have the gloves off as much as possible to let them breathe and try not to touch anything lol and sometimes put on aloe gel so it can dry properly and cover my hands in a thin aloe cover. They were all gone in about a week! It might have been the intention i put to healing and cleaning my body too.
(Fresh aloe is the only amazing cure for arthritis i have found (put on bandages and take a bit internally twice daily) and also a friend of mine gave a teaspoon of freshly squeezed aloe juice to her 1 year old that had fever for two days and within hours all his symptoms were gone, we dont know if this was aloe or maybe his body or mood but this is what happened.)
FRESH LEMON JUICE also worked i found. If the skin is not cracked, i would squeeze a few drops on warted area as often as possible. Just keep a little plate on hand with lemon cut in half so u remember to do this often.
On feet i would use ORGANIC TEA TREE ESSENTIAL OIL. Just be sure to have it touch the skin as little as possible other than the wart!!! Warts spread by touch so be sure to touch as little as possible and wash hands thoroughly everytime you treat warts cause if they spread its no party.
Oh and i think TURMERIC POWDER made 3 or 4 warts on my hands disappear in few days a few years ago. After washing my hands i would just put some on the warts and stick a plaster or a piece of bandage (to be more ecological an nonsticky) on a few times a day)

what it really is, is not the warts, not the dandruff, not the terrible flu, or whatever condition. That is not the real problem. Really. Its only side effects.
First of all, i know if youre searching all over the net for the solution to whatever physical problem u might have, youre probably stressing out and not in a good mood at all. Please change that immediately, because everything is going to be just fine, dont worry. Being down definitely does not help the condition and from what i know, definitely makes it worse, and of course, its no fun to be freaking out.
(if youre religious, the christian bible says not to worry 365 times, and it is one of the key points in many other bibles and ancient texts! I am studying physics and am deep into science and have found many times, that this is very important. Just saying. And sorry i just gotta quote bobby mcferrin.. 'In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double.. dont worry,, be happy' yes he makes music with his mouth, bobbys the man hehe)

The next thing is,, forget about the warts or whatever for a second, look at your life. Do you know about fractals?
Whether youre interested in spirituality, or are more of a 'fact' person and like the word 'science', or both, this is something for you and hopefully will change your life for the better. Fractal is a never ending self similar pattern in short. I dont know who is reading this, what your background and field of knowledge is, so i dont even know where to start, actually. Dont worry, this is important, im not just typin away cause ive got nothing better to do. The discovery of fractals has changed our world ridiculously. And yes this info will hopefully cure your warts.

I will just start with an example of how our scientist fellows are putting it to use, other than of course making your computer and other devices work so incredibly. Bare with me, this is going somewhere.
If you take a tree in a rainforest, pin down its proportions, or say, branch length and count and probably boring to most of you things like that, and then do a very basic examination of the rest of the forest, you will see that it has exactly the same proportions as the tree that grows in this forest, only of course on a larger scale! The parts of the organism carry the info of the whole organism, otherwise it would not function properly.

While this might seem a boring example and a rainforest might not even appear as an organism to some of you, this applies to everything i know of. Fractal is mathematical. The world has structure, its not chaotic like it may seem. Imagine a busy street in the evening with lots and lots of traffic. Now speed it up, doesnt it look a bit like our bloodflow..? Whitish and red/orange lights flowing both ways of the streets, pulsing to the rythm of the traffic lights.. This might seem thin and dreamy to a lot of people, but im telling you after studying physics (+quantum), math, biology, sacred geometry, and parts of other sciences, this IS an example.

What i wanna get you to think about is how your life looks like your body. Emotional, spiritual, physical aspects of both, your job, diet (including body care, more below), family, associates, home, goals, etc. How its all interconnected and interdependent. Even things that might not seem connected, definitely are, i promise, they ALL are! There is no other way. It would not be the same if you changed one little detail anywhere. Think of a sudoku puzzle.

The point is,, of course you can start cleaning up (your body, diseases, house, family, life, society, world, galaxy, whichever scale you wanna think of) through diet for example, which a lot of people do and it changes everything of course.
Less processed food, instead fresh food made with love and care, grown in well functioning systems with sunlight and care without system disturbing chemicals and genetic engineering, as little as possible contact with hormone disturbing plastic, and all that = better functioning organism, less disease, better mood, cleaner mind (i promise, it works that way, its rly connected!), more conscious choices, etc.

Body care obviously makes a huge difference too as for example skin is our biggest organ and where as when you ingest something, it gets filtered through your digestive system and all that, when you put something on your skin or when your skin comes in contact with something, its in your blood within seconds (sorry, cant remember how many, but its rly quick)! Which means it gets pumped up and down your whole body, feeding every bit and organ.
(I personally use basically just coconut oil (instead of skin creams with toxic ingredients that you dont even need and cause disease; oil pulling; as a carrier oil for essential oils to clean and soothe a wound, etc) and theres so many extremely simple alternatives to toxic commercial products like skin creams, tooth paste, toxic shower gel and shampoo, house cleaning products, etc that will make your life easier and cleaner. Commercial products are there to make things worse, so you can buy more! It has been proven so much!!!

So anyway, got a bit carried away, sorry hehe,, What i was saying is that you can start with diet and the physical feed, of course, and its great, but, what about the bigger picture? Do you feel like theres any tumors in your life or society that can be fixed or given thought and get started to be worked upon..?
What if everyone or even just one fifth of the people started making tiny changes,,?
Im sure as you will start to look into healthier (=simpler) living if thats where you want to start, you will find so much more insight into what life is and what is it that youre looking for.
If you feel like you want at least little change in your life rather than just trying to cure one more disease, or just are lazy right now and wanna watch something, try this one
about the fractal system. Give it a chance, really, they will give you an idea, its not just chit chat about some cool form or math. Theres more on youtube about fractals and other useful stuff (with arthur c. clarke for example). (and nova are cool guys, theyve collected a lot of info that has been hidden from us, so that we keep consuming and slaving blindly, like for example that the poles of the Earth have reversed and are reversing now.

What i know from studying quantum physics and a few other sciences, is that as soon as YOU give thought to making life better, it affects ALL of us! The intention is contagious. And of course, if you start making little changes in your life, in your family, at your workplace, in your city, etc, it will change EVERYTHING. Again, think of a sudoku puzzle.
And to mention disease, it doesnt take 'direct' medication to cure it. Pieces of environment change to align with other parts of environment. Disease is not some dead object, its a living structure.
A more solid example is that saliva or living cells of a human in a petri dish in a laboratory react accordingly immediately, no matter what the distance, to changes in that persons environment, same as the person. A more subtle example/idea is that if you work upon fixing a tumor in your family life or career or daily routine, etc, maybe the conflict in your body, between your cells will start to change too.
Sincerely hoping this helped someone!
Have a great life! All your problems and diseases will pass!!!
Ask questions about life!

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What the hell is that????? All I can make out is a guy that is obviously in serious pain....
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Anchor Moy wrote:Your ringworm thread seems mostly (surprisingly?) ontrack AD.
This one goes from dumping rubbish in SV to help my sister is being trafficked in only 2 pages. (Killed it stone dead too.):
https://cambodiaexpatsonline.com/newswor ... t6180.html
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hanno wrote:
Username Taken wrote:Here you go

What the hell is that????? All I can make out is a guy that is obviously in serious pain....
i think hes trying to bake a fruit cake and everything ends up going wrong from cooking himself and also his friends dog :cry: he only wanted to bake a cake to sell so he can go to school :cry:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK A CAKE AND BAKE YOUR LEGS!!!
YOU CIRCLE AWAY FROM ME AND I THINK HIS DOG IS DEAD!!!
SELL A FRUIT... TERM AT SCHOOL...
YOUR RENT-A-GOD... IS A JEW...

... or something like that :plus1:


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You suffocate, I bind your limbs •
You suck the life from me, like leeches on your skin •
Soulless fraud, turn the screw,
no act of god, as I judge you •
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Hey Anchor Moy.....you really should try to get that thread back on track.......some asshole hijacked it :D
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Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Hey Anchor Moy.....you really should try to get that thread back on track.......some asshole hijacked it :D
You might be right AD. Think we already have an asshole thread somewhere. Or :lol: probably more than one.

And now for something completely different ?
(You probably know this but its a change from cats and a-holes.)

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:OD: (Think he is also some relation to Puff the Magic Dragon.)

The Supreme Being is powerful and omnipotent. He is invisible, and nobody really knows how He came to be. He is depicted as a heap of spaghetti appendages with two meatballs and a pair of eyes attached to the noodly body through a pair of stalks. He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and according to the Pastafarianism Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that was how the world began.

The Spaghetti Monster thought about making things. On the first day, He separated the water from the heavens. However, the Flying Spaghetti Monster soon became tired of flying and treading the waters, so he on the second day, He created land. He made patches of land that divide the waters, and from it sprung beer volcanoes. He spent the next three days creating the Heaven, the stripper factory in heaven, the Earth, the midget called Man, and the rest of the universe- for it was so large- that He got so tired and declared Friday a holiday. ..
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Anchor Moy wrote:
Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Hey Anchor Moy.....you really should try to get that thread back on track.......some asshole hijacked it :D
You might be right AD. Think we already have an asshole thread somewhere. Or :lol: probably more than one.

And now for something completely different ?
(You probably know this but its a change from cats and a-holes.)

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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
:OD: (Think he is also some relation to Puff the Magic Dragon.)

The Supreme Being is powerful and omnipotent. He is invisible, and nobody really knows how He came to be. He is depicted as a heap of spaghetti appendages with two meatballs and a pair of eyes attached to the noodly body through a pair of stalks. He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and according to the Pastafarianism Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that was how the world began.

The Spaghetti Monster thought about making things. On the first day, He separated the water from the heavens. However, the Flying Spaghetti Monster soon became tired of flying and treading the waters, so he on the second day, He created land. He made patches of land that divide the waters, and from it sprung beer volcanoes. He spent the next three days creating the Heaven, the stripper factory in heaven, the Earth, the midget called Man, and the rest of the universe- for it was so large- that He got so tired and declared Friday a holiday. ..
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real!

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Submitted by Stuart
2015-08-17 10:56:40
Update 8/17/2015: Got laser-surgery on the 13th, they cauterised the internal warts. I am still sore and bleeding from my anus, but the warts seem to be gone. They removed four. Going back in a few days for post-op check up, will update then.

Be careful with ACV, dilute with water if needed, and use Neosporin/triple antibiotic-ointment after the treatments.

Be safe, don't fret too much, things will get better eventually.

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Submitted by hfn
2015-08-14 03:31:51
I went to the doctor and got aldara cream to rub on my anus. It seems to be working after just a week as the two or three warts I had have nearly all disappeared and my ass looks nearly normal now. I still have another week left with the cream I have and want to get more after that probably. I also live in China and the doctor here said I should have laser surgery. I am not ready to do this as I don`t trust hospitals here 100% Whether you have the surgery or just use the cream, the hpv virus is still in your system. I suppose if the warts hurt a lot you should have the surgery but I would hold off. I guess people respond to different treatments though. Just sticking with the cream for now and eating as healthy as I can, etc.

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Submitted by NG
2015-07-22 20:11:45
DO NOT USE APPLE CIDER VINEGAR ON YOUR ANUS! I saw some small white spots inside of my anus a couple months ago. I had no clue what they were but assumed that they may have been anal warts due to their color and texture. I will confirm when I meet with my doctor next month.

This was most likely my mistake, but I got a clean paper towel and poured some apple cider vinegar on it. I then stuck the paper towel inside my anus for 10 minutes to rid myself of the warts. I didn't stick the paper towel in that far, maybe half an inch.

This completely burned my skin inside of my anus. It's been 3 days and I haven't put any apple cider vinegar near my anus and don't plan on doing so ever again. My anus still burns (getting SLOWLY better) and ESPECIALLY burns when making a bowel movement. My anus (and anus inside) is basically red, inflamed and very, very slowly getting back to normal from being BURNED from the apple cider vinegar. I also have a few inflamed hemorrhoids that seem to have formed from using the apple cider vinegar as well.

Taking bowel movements are a pain, but after each one I quickly douche in the shower with warm water to keep the area clean from bowel debris. Basically, my anus is sore and I'm waiting for my body to heal itself and get back to normal. I should have never done this as my warts weren't many and my anus was practically fine and I never had problems with bowel movements.

I just wanted to warn everyone as I got the apple cider vinegar idea from this site. Perhaps it works with warts further away from the anus, however, DO NOT put apple cider vinegar anywhere near or inside your anus ever. You have been warned!

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Submitted by Stuart
2015-07-10 12:27:00
I noticed some rather large lumps in my anus about a week ago when I took to the internet to figure what this could be. I read about hemorrhoids and anal warts. At first, I convinced myself it was just hemorrhoids, but looking into symptoms further, I realised it was not hemorrhoids but anal warts. Gah! I was so disgusted! I'm a 20 year old gay male, I have only ever had two partners, and have always used protection. I have read that condoms don't prevent the spread of HPV since it's transmitted through skin-to-skin contact, so no penetration is necessary to get warts. I didn't know what to do, or where to turn, I didn't want to go tot he doctor yet, I am in the process of finding a new one, and freezing treatments would be a last resort. Thankfully, I found this website, which had Apple Cider Vinegar [ACV] all over it, so I decided to try it out and see how it worked for me. It is only the second day, and I can say that this seems to be working, THANK GOD! My warts seem to have decreased in size, and changed from flesh colour to white/green/black! I used cotton-balls, ripped small pieces off and soaked in ACV, then inserted the cotton-ball into the very entrance of my anus where the warts were located. MY, OH MY! Does it burn like a bitch, at least for the first few minutes. It's not as bad as some say, doesn't linger all day afterwards like a real burn, but for the first few moments, it's crazy intense! I learned to enjoy the pain, 'cause it's helping to get these ANNOYING UGLY little suckers off of my body! This has been a very difficult time for me, as these warts make me very self-conscious, and just irritate in a way only someone who has had them would know about.

I really do think this method works, but do be careful. I left the swab in for about 1hr, and my anus developed some hemorrhoid-like protrusions, and made my buttocks-area very sensitive. Luckily I had some suppositories to ease the pain and swelling. Also, I have been using cornstarch to keep my buttock-area dry and rid of moisture. Will report back in about 2-3 days to update my wart's status. Be safe, don't be too ashamed, do some research on HPV and tell your sexual partners about HPV, especially if any of your sexual-partners start to show symptoms. About 30% of sexually-active adults have HPV, most don't even know about it! So really be calm, you're not alone :-)

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Submitted anonymously
2015-07-09 01:19:52
I AM FINALLY READY TO COME FOREWARD ABOUT THIS HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE
(a brutally honest but humbling story about dealing with hpv, internal and external anal warts and some penile warts)

First off READ LAKECHalakin's post it was extremely positive and helpful for me.

Anyhow, I have been dealing with genital warts for the last 6 months and IT HAS FOR REAL CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE. It started with just two on the inside of my anus. I was weirded out at first, kind of concerned but like many of us once were, in denial. I did not want to post any of this until I though I was finally getting results and here I am. They developed for about three months until I realized that they were now excessive, strong and clearly getting worse. So I did as any normal person would assume, I marched myself down to the sexual health clinic in downtown toronto. I spend 6 hours of my life in this clinic (mostly waiting) only to receive some shitty pamphlets about hpv and to have some shy nurse delicately freeze some of the now external anal warts. I left feeling ruined and with no sense of dignity. OF COURSE THE WARTS HEALED AND DOUBLED IN SIZE. After two visits to this clinic I had my doubts. They were timid while I was ready to take this by the horns.

LADIES AND GENT'S BEHOLD APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. (thank you to all who suggested it)

I applied this awful shit once a day. I straight up just lightly soaked a swab and shoved it up my ass then placed some soaked toilet paper in my crack. Let me forewarn you, it's gunna burn. This whole thing is really gross but it's going to help, let me forewarn you. Sit like this for as long as you possibly can, watch an episode of oitnb and just feel badass. (pun intended) When the burning is too intense remove it and dab off whats left. I did this every day if I could and it will burn your warts and sometimes even make them turn black. WICKED.

HELL GUYS I TOOK A SHOT OF IT ONCE A DAY AND IT HELPED TOO.

The fact of the matter is the more persistent you are about curing these warts the sooner they will be gone. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE CIDER VIN, go to a natural foods store and buy tea tree oil or ceder oil. Apply this twice a day, It's a little easier but again, stay persistent!

FEED YOURSELF PROPERLY.

EXCERCISE.

PLEASE DO NOT STRESS!!! LOVE YOURSELF!!!

Everything will be okay. This whole process is scary but you have to remember it is not your fault and you can make it end. You are strong and will power is going to help you through this more than everything!

If you want more details just comment and I'll do my best to answer! Sorry that biology is beautiful but also so gross at the same time!

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Submitted by Alfa
2015-07-08 07:41:30
OMG... Ok guys. Here is my experience. I am shocked, I never believed in home remedies but this is amazing.

2-3 weeks ago, I started to have really itchy ass. I thought it was nothing, but during the last week the itchy had increased. I took a mirror and I noticed that I had some small warts on my anus. I was stressed and sad, honestly sex is important for me and I was embarrassed to tell my boyfriend. I only had anal sex with one guy in my whole life (I am 24), but I didnt use condom... (I dont know what I was thinking). This guy told me some months after he had warts so I assume I have the because he transmitted it to me, as my boyfriend only had sex with virgin boys.

So... I've been really worried during the last week: I know I had some warts which I did not know if they we going to spread, and also sometimes the itchy was really uncomfortable. The itchy was not constantly, but strong during the seconds/minutes I had it. (I learned not to touch your ass as you increase the itchy when you try to stop it, I read that you can spread the virus and make some new warts grow.)

Ok, I started to look on the internet to find some natural remedies and I read something about mixing oil (sunflower better than olive) with garlic, and I just applied it this morning.

I am shocked. The itchy is gone, I just took the mirror and most of the warts are reduced or almost dissapear, I could not believe it!

I think I will apply it again once/twice a day just to be sure my ass it's healed! But for the moment... this is great!

BUT! Honeslty guys, I have to say that when I applied this morning it was really painful, like burning. I have good pain control, so I could stand it, but only for a few seconds. I was going to leave it the for some hours but it is impossible, just do it during some minutes and the take it off.

This is what I did:

Cut some garlic in very minced, put it on some cotton and then put some oil (I did not have sunflower oil so I had to use olive, just use a oil with a big dose of vitamin E)

I left it in there for 10 seconds but it was burning like hell! So I rubbed very carefully, making stops of 15-20 seconds and then rubbing again very slowly).

When I finish, I used the mirror and I could see that the warts were more red, like if they were reacting to the garlic... But I thought, 'ok, maybe this thing is just going to make it worse'...

I started to watched a movie on the PC, and suddenly I noticed I was not having itchy ass, I felt really relief!

And now, after two hours, I just used the mirror..... OMFG, this is the most amazing remedy I ever tried!

As I said, the are so small now! Most of them have dissapeard and the itchy is gone! Anyway as I told you I will repeat the proceedure during more days to be sure it is healing, if not, I will go to the doctor.

I hope this helps you guys too. Garlic has very powerful action against bateria and virus, and I never thought this would be so amazing.

REGARDS GUYS!

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Submitted anonymously
2015-06-13 00:57:02
Boost immune system by eating healthy and exercising.

Drinks lots of water & avoid soft drinks.

Take warm oatmeal baths.

Use apple cider vinegar.

Duct tape.

Stop smoking.

Eat super foods.

Drink green smoothies.

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Submitted by JD
2015-05-30 15:23:52
Has anyone had their warts surgically removed via laser at a medical center? I have several small spots on the 'inside' of the anal canal. My dr is sending me to a specialist for removal and my insurance has a VERY high deductible.. Would anyone care to share their total medical costs for this type of procedure? Im quite concerned this will be very costly and I am trying to gauge a ballpark total for out of pocket expenses. I have Blue Cross and I live in WV. Thank you for any info.

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Submitted anonymously
2015-04-19 04:18:36
Hey everyone i just want to say i have had surgery to remove my warts, i have never been happier, anal warts were ruining my life and stopping me from doing the things i wanted to do as they hurt and bleed and had an odd smell to them, mine were extensive, i tried every home remedy known to man and they just spread, surgery was my only option, i have had little to no pain after surgery and i highly recommend you see a doctor rather than try all sorts of things that can damage your skin further!

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Submitted by INLAKECHalakin
2015-04-09 19:21:58
HONESTLY i JUST WANT TO HELP YOU!!!
I,ll try to keep this as short as possible, sorry in advance for the length of the entry.
This is what i have learned and feel the need to share. I am only looking for truth, and not advertising anything, not trying to prove any points, i just feel we should find the truth together, by sharing what we find.

(a 'quick' side note. These are the few things i found to work for me after googling for ages and using a bit of my preworked nature healing common sense.
For warts i would use fresh unprocessed (so not blended if possible! and preferably without contact to metal! (ceramic knife) ALOE vera gel. I have had somehow gotten warts all over my hands and even a few in both nostrils and on a lip, twas a nightmare! Some on fingertips, so that obviously made touching any other body part with hands tricky..
What i did was after washing my hands lightly dab just enough but not too much fresh aloe gel all over my hands everytime, not rub in, just let it air dry a bit and put on natural rubber gloves without powder and change these a few times a day and basically just keep them on while im doing something using hands. Whenever not using hands i would try to have the gloves off as much as possible to let them breathe and try not to touch anything lol and sometimes put on aloe gel so it can dry properly and cover my hands in a thin aloe cover. They were all gone in about a week! It might have been the intention i put to healing and cleaning my body too.
(Fresh aloe is the only amazing cure for arthritis i have found (put on bandages and take a bit internally twice daily) and also a friend of mine gave a teaspoon of freshly squeezed aloe juice to her 1 year old that had fever for two days and within hours all his symptoms were gone, we dont know if this was aloe or maybe his body or mood but this is what happened.)
FRESH LEMON JUICE also worked i found. If the skin is not cracked, i would squeeze a few drops on warted area as often as possible. Just keep a little plate on hand with lemon cut in half so u remember to do this often.
On feet i would use ORGANIC TEA TREE ESSENTIAL OIL. Just be sure to have it touch the skin as little as possible other than the wart!!! Warts spread by touch so be sure to touch as little as possible and wash hands thoroughly everytime you treat warts cause if they spread its no party.
Oh and i think TURMERIC POWDER made 3 or 4 warts on my hands disappear in few days a few years ago. After washing my hands i would just put some on the warts and stick a plaster or a piece of bandage (to be more ecological an nonsticky) on a few times a day)

what it really is, is not the warts, not the dandruff, not the terrible flu, or whatever condition. That is not the real problem. Really. Its only side effects.
First of all, i know if youre searching all over the net for the solution to whatever physical problem u might have, youre probably stressing out and not in a good mood at all. Please change that immediately, because everything is going to be just fine, dont worry. Being down definitely does not help the condition and from what i know, definitely makes it worse, and of course, its no fun to be freaking out.
(if youre religious, the christian bible says not to worry 365 times, and it is one of the key points in many other bibles and ancient texts! I am studying physics and am deep into science and have found many times, that this is very important. Just saying. And sorry i just gotta quote bobby mcferrin.. 'In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double.. dont worry,, be happy' yes he makes music with his mouth, bobbys the man hehe)

The next thing is,, forget about the warts or whatever for a second, look at your life. Do you know about fractals?
Whether youre interested in spirituality, or are more of a 'fact' person and like the word 'science', or both, this is something for you and hopefully will change your life for the better. Fractal is a never ending self similar pattern in short. I dont know who is reading this, what your background and field of knowledge is, so i dont even know where to start, actually. Dont worry, this is important, im not just typin away cause ive got nothing better to do. The discovery of fractals has changed our world ridiculously. And yes this info will hopefully cure your warts.

I will just start with an example of how our scientist fellows are putting it to use, other than of course making your computer and other devices work so incredibly. Bare with me, this is going somewhere.
If you take a tree in a rainforest, pin down its proportions, or say, branch length and count and probably boring to most of you things like that, and then do a very basic examination of the rest of the forest, you will see that it has exactly the same proportions as the tree that grows in this forest, only of course on a larger scale! The parts of the organism carry the info of the whole organism, otherwise it would not function properly.

While this might seem a boring example and a rainforest might not even appear as an organism to some of you, this applies to everything i know of. Fractal is mathematical. The world has structure, its not chaotic like it may seem. Imagine a busy street in the evening with lots and lots of traffic. Now speed it up, doesnt it look a bit like our bloodflow..? Whitish and red/orange lights flowing both ways of the streets, pulsing to the rythm of the traffic lights.. This might seem thin and dreamy to a lot of people, but im telling you after studying physics (+quantum), math, biology, sacred geometry, and parts of other sciences, this IS an example.

What i wanna get you to think about is how your life looks like your body. Emotional, spiritual, physical aspects of both, your job, diet (including body care, more below), family, associates, home, goals, etc. How its all interconnected and interdependent. Even things that might not seem connected, definitely are, i promise, they ALL are! There is no other way. It would not be the same if you changed one little detail anywhere. Think of a sudoku puzzle.

The point is,, of course you can start cleaning up (your body, diseases, house, family, life, society, world, galaxy, whichever scale you wanna think of) through diet for example, which a lot of people do and it changes everything of course.
Less processed food, instead fresh food made with love and care, grown in well functioning systems with sunlight and care without system disturbing chemicals and genetic engineering, as little as possible contact with hormone disturbing plastic, and all that = better functioning organism, less disease, better mood, cleaner mind (i promise, it works that way, its rly connected!), more conscious choices, etc.

Body care obviously makes a huge difference too as for example skin is our biggest organ and where as when you ingest something, it gets filtered through your digestive system and all that, when you put something on your skin or when your skin comes in contact with something, its in your blood within seconds (sorry, cant remember how many, but its rly quick)! Which means it gets pumped up and down your whole body, feeding every bit and organ.
(I personally use basically just coconut oil (instead of skin creams with toxic ingredients that you dont even need and cause disease; oil pulling; as a carrier oil for essential oils to clean and soothe a wound, etc) and theres so many extremely simple alternatives to toxic commercial products like skin creams, tooth paste, toxic shower gel and shampoo, house cleaning products, etc that will make your life easier and cleaner. Commercial products are there to make things worse, so you can buy more! It has been proven so much!!!

So anyway, got a bit carried away, sorry hehe,, What i was saying is that you can start with diet and the physical feed, of course, and its great, but, what about the bigger picture? Do you feel like theres any tumors in your life or society that can be fixed or given thought and get started to be worked upon..?
What if everyone or even just one fifth of the people started making tiny changes,,?
Im sure as you will start to look into healthier (=simpler) living if thats where you want to start, you will find so much more insight into what life is and what is it that youre looking for.
If you feel like you want at least little change in your life rather than just trying to cure one more disease, or just are lazy right now and wanna watch something, try this one
about the fractal system. Give it a chance, really, they will give you an idea, its not just chit chat about some cool form or math. Theres more on youtube about fractals and other useful stuff (with arthur c. clarke for example). (and nova are cool guys, theyve collected a lot of info that has been hidden from us, so that we keep consuming and slaving blindly, like for example that the poles of the Earth have reversed and are reversing now.

What i know from studying quantum physics and a few other sciences, is that as soon as YOU give thought to making life better, it affects ALL of us! The intention is contagious. And of course, if you start making little changes in your life, in your family, at your workplace, in your city, etc, it will change EVERYTHING. Again, think of a sudoku puzzle.
And to mention disease, it doesnt take 'direct' medication to cure it. Pieces of environment change to align with other parts of environment. Disease is not some dead object, its a living structure.
A more solid example is that saliva or living cells of a human in a petri dish in a laboratory react accordingly immediately, no matter what the distance, to changes in that persons environment, same as the person. A more subtle example/idea is that if you work upon fixing a tumor in your family life or career or daily routine, etc, maybe the conflict in your body, between your cells will start to change too.
Sincerely hoping this helped someone!
Have a great life! All your problems and diseases will pass!!!
Ask questions about life!

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