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Jamie_Lambo wrote:doesnt really bother me too much, i would have already reached enlightenment and will be chilling with the Buddha, Dalai Lama, Pai Mei, Bruce Lee & Mr Miyagi :bow: :beer: :good:

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In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Seasquatch wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:doesnt really bother me too much, i would have already reached enlightenment and will be chilling with the Buddha, Dalai Lama, Pai Mei, Bruce Lee & Mr Miyagi :bow: :beer: :good:

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burn me give my money to my bird (although shes got it anyway)

no family at home
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I might be lucky and get a stupa, otherwise I'll be hanging around in a jar at some Wat. I was going to leave some money for my wake, get the hookers and blow in for everyone. Once you're gone, you're gone, although people can keep my organs or other souvenirs if they want. My wife has her mothers teeth from when we dug her up on her tenth anniversary. You start to smell pretty quickly in this heat so best get burning quickly.
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i want 128 virgin boys n girls to be buried alive with me
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I don't really care what happens when I am deceased, it is not going to matter if I am cremated, buried or what, dead is dead, I will probably decompose in a fatty ball until someone finds me! lol

Unless something happens between now and then to change my mind.....

Time for another beer until then :beer3:
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bolueeleh wrote:i want 128 virgin boys n girls to be buried alive with me
Going to be difficult that given Cambodia's popularity with paedophiles. You might have to settle for somebody wanking over your corpse and taking millions of potential souls with you instead...
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