King Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life. Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do? What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?


Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story? The moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way.... Things are going to get ugly

if you don't hold your frame women will piss on your head and rightly so, no matter if you're a king or a knight with his shiny armour.

as for what women really want, they're genetically programmed to seek a dominant male, possibly rich and powerful, that will become her provider and allow her living a parasitic life on his shoulder, he'll work his ass off and she will spend all his money, if he dies she will have a Plan B and marry the next sucker, and not a single fuck will be given.

ALL the horror stories we've read and heard about failed relationships between asian girls and western barangs are the logical conclusion of men being totally clueless about women's nature.

besides, they'll never learn and never accept it so it just serves them right, good luck telling them otherwise.

Drifter wrote:if you don't hold your frame women will piss on your head and rightly so, no matter if you're a king or a knight with his shiny armour.

as for what women really want, they're genetically programmed to seek a dominant male, possibly rich and powerful, that will become her provider and allow her living a parasitic life on his shoulder, he'll work his ass off and she will spend all his money, if he dies she will have a Plan B and marry the next sucker, and not a single fuck will be given.

You are so cynical, all girls really want is to be loved, honoured and protected and royally fucked every night!!!!!

Rodney Carrington spelled it out:

peter.storm wrote:You are so cynical, all girls really want is to be loved, honoured and protected and royally fucked every night!!!!!

cynicism is not for everyone, i agree, but then again girls just wanna have fun and being treated like queens by a provider.

if you take money out of the equation they will still fuck you happily but only as long as they find you physically attractive.

sex is something they trade with their provider in order to entrap him, but if they like you they will enjoy it, both for fun and profit.

what i want to underline is, if a girl likes you she will gladly fuck you even if you don't offer her a bottle of water or a bowl of rice.
too many guys don't want to accept this fact, they all think you "must" pay this or that and be her personal entertainer and knight with a shiny armour.

that's not true, all you need is being fit and attractive, there's really nothing else to do, and among 10-20 girls maybe 1 or 2 of them will be willing to fuck you for free with zero strings attached, no need for gifts, drinks, or bullshits.

but they will want your attentions, often too much, phone calls 10 times a day, SMS, emails, chat on FB, exclusivity, all this takes a lot of effort and time and time is money .. again nothing is free in this world.

they dont want to be loved either, what they like is the feelings of love and being taken care, it sounds similar but it's a different thing.
they're takers first and foremost, they will not love you as a person but just for what you bring on the table, are you a good kisser, a good fucker, can you make a massage, do you make her laugh, can you make her feel happy, etc etc ... that's what they like, but not you as a man.

they don't give a shit about men, men are dime a dozen for them, it's always about what can you do for them, never about what she can do for you apart opening her legs and this is even more obvious once the sex is over and you realize she's got nothing else to offer, has the brain of an idiot kid, she can barely read and write, she can't make any complex discussion about anything, she's not curious about anything, etc etc .. i mean we all love asian girls but ultimately the cultural barrier is huge and we will face it sooner or later.

if i fuck a nice girl and then she expects me to go around with her the entire evening doing nothing interesting or productive, shopping for shit at the night market or walking on the mekong for the umpteenth time .. well it sucks .. i've a lot of hobbies and i've a keen interest in many fields, how long can you stand a girl you've nothing in common and that is barely literate enough to read the road signs ?

it's ok for some time but in the long run you'll get fucking sick of it, just as talking with bargirls and being asked the same bullshits you heard a million times before.

it's a game that should not be played too often.

Drifter wrote:

peter.storm wrote:You are so cynical, all girls really want is to be loved, honoured and protected and royally fucked every night!!!!!

cynicism is not for everyone, i agree, but then again girls just wanna have fun and being treated like queens by a provider.

if you take money out of the equation they will still fuck you happily but only as long as they find you physically attractive.

sex is something they trade with their provider in order to entrap him, but if they like you they will enjoy it, both for fun and profit.

what i want to underline is, if a girl likes you she will gladly fuck you even if you don't offer her a bottle of water or a bowl of rice.
too many guys don't want to accept this fact, they all think you "must" pay this or that and be her personal entertainer and knight with a shiny armour.

that's not true, all you need is being fit and attractive, there's really nothing else to do, and among 10-20 girls maybe 1 or 2 of them will be willing to fuck you for free with zero strings attached, no need for gifts, drinks, or bullshits.

but they will want your attentions, often too much, phone calls 10 times a day, SMS, emails, chat on FB, exclusivity, all this takes a lot of effort and time and time is money .. again nothing is free in this world.

they dont want to be loved either, what they like is the feelings of love and being taken care, it sounds similar but it's a different thing.
they're takers first and foremost, they will not love you as a person but just for what you bring on the table, are you a good kisser, a good fucker, can you make a massage, do you make her laugh, can you make her feel happy, etc etc ... that's what they like, but not you as a man.

they don't give a shit about men, men are dime a dozen for them, it's always about what can you do for them, never about what she can do for you apart opening her legs and this is even more obvious once the sex is over and you realize she's got nothing else to offer, has the brain of an idiot kid, she can barely read and write, she can't make any complex discussion about anything, she's not curious about anything, etc etc .. i mean we all love asian girls but ultimately the cultural barrier is huge and we will face it sooner or later.

if i fuck a nice girl and then she expects me to go around with her the entire evening doing nothing interesting or productive, shopping for shit at the night market or walking on the mekong for the umpteenth time .. well it sucks .. i've a lot of hobbies and i've a keen interest in many fields, how long can you stand a girl you've nothing in common and that is barely literate enough to read the road signs ?

it's ok for some time but in the long run you'll get fucking sick of it, just as talking with bargirls and being asked the same bullshits you heard a million times before.

it's a game that should not be played too often.

I don't want them to love me, I only want them to fuck me.

I am too wrapped up in myself to think about someone else!!!!

sure, but if you fuck her more than 3-4 times you'll start to feel some affection for her and she will start treating you like a boyfriend, things will further evolve in a solid relationship eventually.

love will still be out of the picture but there will be reciprocal feelings involved unless you both manage to keep each other as fuck buddies.

once the feelings kick in, sex will become of secondary importance and you'll enter a spiral where she'll pretend to be the dominant actor.

It usually goes the other way with me I get bored with them and want something different