Username Taken wrote: ↑Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:05 am

Seasquatch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:12 pm
Maybe I understand the Aussies's confusion after all didn't you guys call these vans???

No. That's a shaggin' wagon.

John Bingham wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:56 am I'm not sure why some people think that equipping an old vehicle so it can drive off-road is something to do with penises? Am I missing something here?

StroppyChops wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:36 pm

pczz wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:35 pm

John Bingham wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:56 am I'm not sure why some people think that equipping an old vehicle so it can drive off-road is something to do with penises? Am I missing something here?

Its like motorbikes. the louder the exhaust the smaller the penis. people who feel inadequate often buy toys to make themselves more noticeable
I think the increase in jacked up cars is down tot he well known principle of sending old fashined crap that is no longer trensy to cambodia.
When China incresed pollution tax chines changed fuels and we got a lot of prosche, rolls and bentley. These jacked trucks are not really practical. they are built for show, cost a fortune to maintain and guzzle fuel, but even people with small penises get noticed driving them ....

Seasquatch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:56 pm

pczz wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:35 pm

John Bingham wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:56 am I'm not sure why some people think that equipping an old vehicle so it can drive off-road is something to do with penises? Am I missing something here?

Its like motorbikes. the louder the exhaust the smaller the penis. people who feel inadequate often buy toys to make themselves more noticeable
I think the increase in jacked up cars is down tot he well known principle of sending old fashined crap that is no longer trensy to cambodia.
When China incresed pollution tax chines changed fuels and we got a lot of prosche, rolls and bentley. These jacked trucks are not really practical. they are built for show, cost a fortune to maintain and guzzle fuel, but even people with small penises get noticed driving them ....

Jesus so no one can have anything cool without having a small penis, it seems ridiculous, how come this only applies to cars/bikes? People walking around with thousands of dollars of gold chains and blood diamonds get a pass, hey you bought a nice house - you must have a small penis and are inadequate

pczz wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:03 pm

Seasquatch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:56 pm

pczz wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:35 pm

John Bingham wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:56 am I'm not sure why some people think that equipping an old vehicle so it can drive off-road is something to do with penises? Am I missing something here?

Its like motorbikes. the louder the exhaust the smaller the penis. people who feel inadequate often buy toys to make themselves more noticeable
I think the increase in jacked up cars is down tot he well known principle of sending old fashined crap that is no longer trensy to cambodia.
When China incresed pollution tax chines changed fuels and we got a lot of prosche, rolls and bentley. These jacked trucks are not really practical. they are built for show, cost a fortune to maintain and guzzle fuel, but even people with small penises get noticed driving them ....

Jesus so no one can have anything cool without having a small penis, it seems ridiculous, how come this only applies to cars/bikes? People walking around with thousands of dollars of gold chains and blood diamonds get a pass, hey you bought a nice house - you must have a small penis and are inadequate

I am a minimalist. I buy what i need based on price, reliability and environmental damage. As far as i am concerned the penis theory is a result of cool.
If you are happy with the way you are why do you need to be cool? Why do you need an iphone when the workers who make them are regularly abused to the point of suicide? Why by Nike made in cambodian sweatshops? Don't buy things because they are cool and you want to impress the neighbours/drinking buddies/work colleagues. Buy them because you need them, buy them if you want them, buy them if they do not offend your morals too much but don't buy them to be "cool because trying to be cool is not cool

Seasquatch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:58 pm

pczz wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:03 pm

Seasquatch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:56 pm

pczz wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:35 pm

John Bingham wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:56 am I'm not sure why some people think that equipping an old vehicle so it can drive off-road is something to do with penises? Am I missing something here?

Its like motorbikes. the louder the exhaust the smaller the penis. people who feel inadequate often buy toys to make themselves more noticeable
I think the increase in jacked up cars is down tot he well known principle of sending old fashined crap that is no longer trensy to cambodia.
When China incresed pollution tax chines changed fuels and we got a lot of prosche, rolls and bentley. These jacked trucks are not really practical. they are built for show, cost a fortune to maintain and guzzle fuel, but even people with small penises get noticed driving them ....

Jesus so no one can have anything cool without having a small penis, it seems ridiculous, how come this only applies to cars/bikes? People walking around with thousands of dollars of gold chains and blood diamonds get a pass, hey you bought a nice house - you must have a small penis and are inadequate

I am a minimalist. I buy what i need based on price, reliability and environmental damage. As far as i am concerned the penis theory is a result of cool.
If you are happy with the way you are why do you need to be cool? Why do you need an iphone when the workers who make them are regularly abused to the point of suicide? Why by Nike made in cambodian sweatshops? Don't buy things because they are cool and you want to impress the neighbours/drinking buddies/work colleagues. Buy them because you need them, buy them if you want them, buy them if they do not offend your morals too much but don't buy them to be "cool because trying to be cool is not cool

People are going buy what they want, you can name drop iphones and nikes but you probably can't buy anything today that doesn't have a sweatshop in it somewhere, as far as cars go it's a hobby for many people, I've known many guys(and some gals) that work all day then go home and wrench on their own shit all night, they don't drink or smoke, it's what they love to do, if you don't get it that's fine but why be demeaning about it?

I guess we can have a pissing contest on who's more a minimalist, I live very well in my means, I never had a car payment in my life, I like good food and drink but I don't go blowing hundreds on dinner, I have a living room of rattan furniture I've got all for free over the years, I like to travel but who doesn't? Shit I plan on semi-retiring teaching scuba diving in some far flung places, I've had job offers in Caymen and Fiji, still don't mean I can't dig old hot rods and bikes.