The cucumber
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The cucumber
Missus sent this to me this morning...
Apparently a lady got f***ed by a cucumber. It went in and apparently wouldn't come out. Had to go to the hospital to have it surgically removed.
Supposedly got here because she tripped on the cucumber.
Missus comment. She's lucky that it was a Khmer cucumber. It's smaller and shorter than a western cucumber. And is just good enough for eating.
Apparently a lady got f***ed by a cucumber. It went in and apparently wouldn't come out. Had to go to the hospital to have it surgically removed.
Supposedly got here because she tripped on the cucumber.
Missus comment. She's lucky that it was a Khmer cucumber. It's smaller and shorter than a western cucumber. And is just good enough for eating.
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Re: The cucumber
Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....
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Re: The cucumber
She's got some great muscle control
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Re: The cucumber
is this where i get called out to find the uncensored picture lolkiwiincambodia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....
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No thanks, you can keep the pictures of the old gal diddling herself.....Jamie_Lambo wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:14 pmis this where i get called out to find the uncensored picture lolkiwiincambodia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....
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Re: The cucumber
tbh i think its one of those made up stories that circle on facebook
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Re: The cucumber
If it was stuck up her arse it might be true, storing things in your hoo-ha would be less common if a quick leg-stretch wasn't the solution. Has no-one seen Machete?
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They aren't actually illegal, selling them is though.kiwiincambodia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....
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Re: The cucumber
That's why you bring them in as "gifts".John Bingham wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:33 pmThey aren't actually illegal, selling them is though.kiwiincambodia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....
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Never knew that, I thought it was illegal to even be in possession of one.John Bingham wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:33 pmThey aren't actually illegal, selling them is though.kiwiincambodia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....
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