The cucumber

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The cucumber

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Missus sent this to me this morning...

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Apparently a lady got f***ed by a cucumber. It went in and apparently wouldn't come out. Had to go to the hospital to have it surgically removed.

Supposedly got here because she tripped on the cucumber.

Missus comment. She's lucky that it was a Khmer cucumber. It's smaller and shorter than a western cucumber. And is just good enough for eating.
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Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....

:jerk: :banana: :licker:
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She's got some great muscle control
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kiwiincambodia wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....

:jerk: :banana: :licker:
is this where i get called out to find the uncensored picture lol
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Jamie_Lambo wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:14 pm
kiwiincambodia wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....

:jerk: :banana: :licker:
is this where i get called out to find the uncensored picture lol
No thanks, you can keep the pictures of the old gal diddling herself.....

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tbh i think its one of those made up stories that circle on facebook
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If it was stuck up her arse it might be true, storing things in your hoo-ha would be less common if a quick leg-stretch wasn't the solution. Has no-one seen Machete?
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kiwiincambodia wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....

They aren't actually illegal, selling them is though.
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John Bingham wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:33 pm
kiwiincambodia wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....

They aren't actually illegal, selling them is though.
That's why you bring them in as "gifts".
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John Bingham wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:33 pm
kiwiincambodia wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am Well with sex toys being illegal people have to get their rocks off some way....

They aren't actually illegal, selling them is though.
Never knew that, I thought it was illegal to even be in possession of one.
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