today, I met Jesus
- Arthur&Hobson
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today, I met Jesus
I saw this guy near riverside. He was wearing a robe, no shoes, a long beard, long hair, and he is white. I was told he calls himself Jesus but when I spoke to him in a few different Middle-Eastern languages, he did not understand me. Does anyone know about him? I wish I had a picture but I did not have my camera at the time.
"Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your #### for you, you little ####."
Re: today, I met Jesus
He often wears thorns on his head like Jesus, and sometimes carries a cross around with him.
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Re: today, I met Jesus
So you speak Aramaic? He might understand Koine Greek or Latin. If he is simply an avatar, then he will speak whatever he was raised to speak before becoming...THE LORD.Arthur&Hobson wrote: ↑Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:47 am I saw this guy near riverside. He was wearing a robe, no shoes, a long beard, long hair, and he is white. I was told he calls himself Jesus but when I spoke to him in a few different Middle-Eastern languages, he did not understand me. Does anyone know about him? I wish I had a picture but I did not have my camera at the time.
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We are all puppets in the hands of an insane puppeteer...
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I am able to speak Arabic well in some areas of the Middle-East but like many languages, pronunciation and even words may be different depending on the location. I did not think about Latin. I do remember the Lord's Prayer from Latin class at my Catholic High School. Perhaps I will try that if I see him again. That should be fun. Does he really think he is Jesus or just advertising for his religion?
"Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your #### for you, you little ####."
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I have a feeling that his real name is Brian.Arthur&Hobson wrote: ↑Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:23 am Does he really think he is Jesus or just advertising for his religion?
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I think he's French.
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Whoever he is, he's not Charles Manson because Charles Manson is Jesus Christ.
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monstra mihi bona!
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Maybe he came out of a yet to be identified monolith in PP...the aliens abducted him, time warp, risen again..
Re: today, I met Jesus
He's NOT the Messiah! He's just a very naughty boy!
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