Is this a good place to have sex ?
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Re: Is this a good place to have sex ?
The one looks like, no kicking in the balls.
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Second one made me laugh for 5 minutesCEOCambodiaNews wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:11 am Signs from Thailand telling travelers where they should or should not have sex.
If anyone has more please share.
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A sign on the back door of my hotel room in China read,
"You are expected to take advantage of our staff".
After only 5 minutes in my hotel room the phone rings.
It's the hotel receptionist asking if I'd like to take advantage of a staff member.
I declined the offer.
Soon after there's a knock on my door.
It's a lovely lady wanting to know If I'd like to take advantage of her.
I declined.
"You are expected to take advantage of our staff".
After only 5 minutes in my hotel room the phone rings.
It's the hotel receptionist asking if I'd like to take advantage of a staff member.
I declined the offer.
Soon after there's a knock on my door.
It's a lovely lady wanting to know If I'd like to take advantage of her.
I declined.
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Re: Is this a good place to have sex ?
I taught in China for a while and was put up in a high-rise complex, but oddly, on a different floor from the rest of the teaching team who were all young women. Same.lipservice wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:30 am A sign on the back door of my hotel room in China read,
"You are expected to take advantage of our staff".
After only 5 minutes in my hotel room the phone rings.
It's the hotel receptionist asking if I'd like to take advantage of a staff member.
I declined the offer.
Soon after there's a knock on my door.
It's a lovely lady wanting to know If I'd like to take advantage of her.
I declined.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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If everyone in the dorm joins in, is it still disrespectful?
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Re: Is this a good place to have sex ?
Am I right to assume that it was some kind of chinglish confusion? What did they actually mean?lipservice wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:30 am A sign on the back door of my hotel room in China read,
"You are expected to take advantage of our staff".
After only 5 minutes in my hotel room the phone rings.
It's the hotel receptionist asking if I'd like to take advantage of a staff member.
I declined the offer.
Soon after there's a knock on my door.
It's a lovely lady wanting to know If I'd like to take advantage of her.
I declined.
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No, they mean exactly what you think they mean, and it happens in Cambodia too. Men travelling on their own will typically get approached by the manageress of the establishment asking what their preferences for the night are. Declining always seems to cause surprise.username wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:15 pmAm I right to assume that it was some kind of chinglish confusion? What did they actually mean?lipservice wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:30 am A sign on the back door of my hotel room in China read,
"You are expected to take advantage of our staff".
After only 5 minutes in my hotel room the phone rings.
It's the hotel receptionist asking if I'd like to take advantage of a staff member.
I declined the offer.
Soon after there's a knock on my door.
It's a lovely lady wanting to know If I'd like to take advantage of her.
I declined.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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I doubt there was any confusion.
The receptionist was rather pushy and somewhat astounded when i declined the offer. I think he asked something like, "well then, why are did you choose this hotel".
Also, the knock on the door was not from the room cleaner, is my guess. She was wearing a very naughty, very sexy outfit that left nothing to my imagination.
The receptionist was rather pushy and somewhat astounded when i declined the offer. I think he asked something like, "well then, why are did you choose this hotel".
Also, the knock on the door was not from the room cleaner, is my guess. She was wearing a very naughty, very sexy outfit that left nothing to my imagination.
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lipservice wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:49 pm I doubt there was any confusion.
The receptionist was rather pushy and somewhat astounded when i declined the offer. I think he asked something like, "well then, why are did you choose this hotel".
Also, the knock on the door was not from the room cleaner, is my guess. She was wearing a very naughty, very sexy outfit that left nothing to my imagination.
That's why it's good to stay in a dormitory. There's no door between you and the other 5 girls that come home from a party , rotten drunk at 1 am in the morning and your sleeping in just your underpants cause it's so damn hot.
Oh it's true, it's damn true, but it was 25 years ago.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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FB
Sex in dorm charge 2000bt.
Sex in dorm charge 2000bt.
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