The long and short is she was with a guy she liked, talking non-stop about sex, in several sex bars full of guys and girls getting it on and she was the only one who didn't get laid.

Fucking hopeless.

If she wanted to know about how to get laid she could have asked (in her words) the 'girls with the tooth-pick legs' for advice.

Where's the sisterhood when you need it huh?

Doesn't say much for 'Neil' either does it..

Not on Mish's beer list - in bed with hot poon good to go and free and put a fucking pillow there insulting the lady.

I wouldn't say she is in the league of Alexandra David-Néel quite yet.

Unlikely to appeal to female readers either as the biggest sellers have tension, wickedry, subtlety and always include a climax at the end.

And yes, Mish does read those as they are the worlds biggest sellers and give direct insight into what ladies like.

Only interest - probably those who either aren't getting any or don't want any.