The First's in your life
- Duncan
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The First's in your life
Life itself is a first and depending on if you are looking forward or backwards it can be both long and short. So recently I had the opportunity to clear out one of my garden sheds, for a intended garage sale. The two boxes in the far corner had been sitting there unopened since 1995, covered by junk and protected by several webs of redback spiders, and I knew those boxes contained books and photos of my first marriage so they were not very important. The wooden boxes, which were old beehive supers, disintegrated as soon as I touched them. The white ants had long since had their meal and moved on and the only thing holding the top to the bottom of the box was the difference in gravity.
Now I would not expect everyone to remember their first words they spoke, or their first steps they took, maybe their first day at school, if you ever went to school, but you would remember your first job wouldn't you. And your first car you owned, and your first girlfriend, and as much as you may want to forget it, your first marriage.
After opening the first box I realized how valuable the contents were, as they had photos of some of my firsts
My first house
My first tractor
My first farm ????
My first cows
My first girlfriend
No, not a first girlfriend or wife. My first case of gonorrhea
Now I would not expect everyone to remember their first words they spoke, or their first steps they took, maybe their first day at school, if you ever went to school, but you would remember your first job wouldn't you. And your first car you owned, and your first girlfriend, and as much as you may want to forget it, your first marriage.
After opening the first box I realized how valuable the contents were, as they had photos of some of my firsts
My first house
My first tractor
My first farm ????
My first cows
My first girlfriend
No, not a first girlfriend or wife. My first case of gonorrhea
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
- StroppyChops
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Re: The First's in your life
Well THAT was a surprise ending!
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
Re: The First's in your life
For him as well.StroppyChops wrote:Well THAT was a surprise ending!
Re: The First's in your life
my first moto... a kreidler flory 3-gang... it was the state-of-the-art thing you could drive around on, by 15, with a max speed of 25km/h (officially).
we also did three ppl, with one backwards on the tank.
we also did three ppl, with one backwards on the tank.
Re: The First's in your life
my first car... but had nicer alu rims.. and no british version...
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My first computer.
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My first tablet:
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EVERYONE BOW DOWN AND PAY EXTREME HOMAGE TO HIS MAJESTIES flying chicken©
Re: The First's in your life
My first mobile phone.
បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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This was my first phone.
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