The Coffee Saga
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But its ok for the cat!vladimir wrote:Thanks!
I don't pollute coffee with milk or sugar.
Nescafe is NOT coffee, educate thyself, GMJS!

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It's always good to have a laugh at Vlad's expense, great story with no puns.
In fact perhaps it was a conspiracy to prevent Vlad from posting any puns as he cannot function without his morning coffee. 

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Solution: go to Gloria Jeans next time.
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Hey Vlad, as a South African how do you have your coffee?
Black or superior?
Black or superior?
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(cringe) You're on your own there, Gary.
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Yeah sorry Vlad that's a bit below the belt.StroppyChops wrote:(cringe) You're on your own there, Gary.
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Not at all, always preferred coffee like my women: black and strong.
I got turned on to filter coffee by a beautiful French lady by the name of Sophie, whose family ran Le Petit Paris, a cafe on Greenmarket Square in Cape town's CBD.
My favourite is either (French) Boncafe, which Hagar prepares perfectly, or Trung Nguyen, a Vietnamese brand
I got turned on to filter coffee by a beautiful French lady by the name of Sophie, whose family ran Le Petit Paris, a cafe on Greenmarket Square in Cape town's CBD.
My favourite is either (French) Boncafe, which Hagar prepares perfectly, or Trung Nguyen, a Vietnamese brand
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vladimir wrote:Yes, you must be right, Khmers are known for their brilliant listening skills.khmerinade wrote:Guessing you don't speak khmer very clearly, vlad? Not very hard to get an ice coffee in a plastic bag for 50 cents..
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I like to think I speak Khmer at an upper intermediate level, can read and write at an intermediate level, have lived in Cambodia for 12 years, own a café manage my staff in Khmer, married to a Khmer and we communicate in Khmer...and sometimes it's hard for me to order at first go an "iced coffee with milk"
That phrase in Khmer is a bit of a tongue twister and a good test of your pronunciation.
That phrase in Khmer is a bit of a tongue twister and a good test of your pronunciation.
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What roasted?vladimir wrote:Not at all, always preferred coffee like my women:
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