Spare a thought for theGeneral today...

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:16 pm

We're enjoying our first Christmas as residents in the Kingdom and it's a little weird. Can't imagine what it would be like in the Saud though, so sparing a thought for theGeneral as he spends his first Christmas in an Islamic land.

Mate, today we thought of you as we ate a Christmas breakfast of coddled eggs in cream and cheese (with bacon, sorry) and played some mahjong. Hope you're doing something fun to mark the day.

Please post a positive Christmas greeting for the poor lonely bugger, especially if you know him personally.

potty · Post by **potty** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:22 pm

no, sorry.. really.

he can stroll thourhg lavish shopping malls for days, and have the best food from all over the world.. mega-tasty, clean, fresh...

best sheesha all day.
top internet, no powercuts, top medical care, nice housing.

if anyone is to pity, then us...

rick_o'shea · Post by **rick_o'shea** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:27 pm

I once got in a taxi on a highway in dibba, United Arab Emirates. It was my first or second day working in the country, so when he was only wearing his underwear and his headscarf, I thought it was probably normal. His robe was on the back seat. As we pulled away, the driver asked me to pass him a cold Heineken from the footwell of my seat. He had about 20 in a bin bag. Soon after, we turned off the highway so he could pee. He wanted to show me his penis, so I fled!

So merry Xmas General! If u have the day off, maybe take an unlicensed taxi ride somewhere and see what happens!

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:35 pm

rick_o'shea wrote:So merry Xmas General! If u have the day off, maybe take an unlicensed taxi ride somewhere and see what happens!

LOL! Trip report expected.

flying chicken · Post by **flying chicken** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:41 pm

Hey if you have a real turkey I can replace gonk before dirtying white clothe to avoid seeing the knife and folk bird eating styles.

Kung-fu Hillbilly · Post by **Kung-fu Hillbilly** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:22 pm

I just pray Gen Mack doesn't called a stuffed toy a significant religious name or something as equally hilarious while over there.At least there's little chance of him getting stabbed with stiletto.......

Merry Saudi Xmas Genaral Mack

YouTube · Post by **General Mackevili** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:00 pm

StroppyChops wrote:We're enjoying our first Christmas as residents in the Kingdom and it's a little weird. Can't imagine what it would be like in the Saud though, so sparing a thought for theGeneral as he spends his first Christmas in an Islamic land.

Mate, today we thought of you as we ate a Christmas breakfast of coddled eggs in cream and cheese (with bacon, sorry) and played some mahjong. Hope you're doing something fun to mark the day.

Please post a positive Christmas greeting for the poor lonely bugger, especially if you know him personally.

Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote:I just pray Gen Mack doesn't called a stuffed toy a significant religious name or something as equally hilarious while over there.At least there's little chance of him getting stabbed with stiletto.......

Merry Saudi Xmas Genaral Mack

Awwwwww, thanks guys! !

This is definitely the most suppressed Christmas I've ever had on my life! Merry Christmas to everyone! !

That said, I just got invited to a Christmas dinner! ! There will be drinks!

That said, we were also just talking about a foreigner that was drunk in public last year and got arrested, spent 2 months in jail before being deported.

Ho ho ho! !

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:05 pm

Ho no!

flying chicken · Post by **flying chicken** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:15 pm

I really should get my ass back to Newscastle to get some ho ho ho

Joker Poker · Post by **Joker Poker** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:21 pm

rick_o'shea wrote:I once got in a taxi on a highway in dibba, United Arab Emirates. It was my first or second day working in the country, so when he was only wearing his underwear and his headscarf, I thought it was probably normal. His robe was on the back seat. As we pulled away, the driver asked me to pass him a cold Heineken from the footwell of my seat. He had about 20 in a bin bag. Soon after, we turned off the highway so he could pee. He wanted to show me his penis, so I fled!

So merry Xmas General! If u have the day off, maybe take an unlicensed taxi ride somewhere and see what happens!

Just getting into my second Heineken for the afternoon, not really expecting anyone to flash their willy at me, but stranger things have happened.

GM, I wonder if they'll take you to the camel farm for a bit of R&R?

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