17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
-
- Expatriate
- Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat May 17, 2014 6:14 am
- Reputation: 3
- Location: Soon, Soon There
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
goodvladimir wrote:22. None of the bands you liked as a teenager/young adult feature on the music section of kickass.to anymore
23. You realise MIck Jagger, Ozzy Osborne, Peter Frampton, Robin Trower et al are making fools of themselves
24. You start treating women as friends, not as potential sex partners
25. You start giving a fuck about hangovers before you drink.
26. A smooth crap and a good night's sleep start taking over from sex.
27. You hate noise. All noise.
especially # 27 noise
-
- Expatriate
- Posts: 684
- Joined: Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:15 am
- Reputation: 0
- Location: Sitting in the Shade
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
vladimir wrote:.
27. You hate noise. All noise.
and too frail to say anything about it
I was born with nothing , and I still have most of it left.
ChessCube Account name is generalchat
ChessCube Account name is generalchat
- Cowshed Cowboy
- Expatriate
- Posts: 2033
- Joined: Thu May 15, 2014 4:25 pm
- Reputation: 978
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
28) I'd rather stay at home to watch the match so I can hear the commentary and not have to tell numb nuts in the bar to shift their heads out my line of match vision.
29) I'll pass on nocturnal female company because I know by morning I'll have forgotten where I've cunningly hidden all my valuables.
29) I'll pass on nocturnal female company because I know by morning I'll have forgotten where I've cunningly hidden all my valuables.
Yes sir, I can boogie, I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.
- StroppyChops
- The Missionary Man
- Posts: 10598
- Joined: Tue May 06, 2014 11:24 am
- Reputation: 1032
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
30) You wonder if you're repeating things
31) I'd rather stay at home to watch the match so I can hear the commentary and not have to tell numb nuts in the bar to shift their heads out my line of match vision
29) You think all lists should contain exactly seven items
31) I'd rather stay at home to watch the match so I can hear the commentary and not have to tell numb nuts in the bar to shift their heads out my line of match vision
29) You think all lists should contain exactly seven items
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
- StroppyChops
- The Missionary Man
- Posts: 10598
- Joined: Tue May 06, 2014 11:24 am
- Reputation: 1032
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
28) You doubt your ability to count sequentially
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
- Cowshed Cowboy
- Expatriate
- Posts: 2033
- Joined: Thu May 15, 2014 4:25 pm
- Reputation: 978
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
32 ). Damn I've forgotten
Yes sir, I can boogie, I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.
- StroppyChops
- The Missionary Man
- Posts: 10598
- Joined: Tue May 06, 2014 11:24 am
- Reputation: 1032
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
33) I want number 33, buy-cha, saik chroog. Som coca moy.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
- Garry.Crabtree
- Expatriate
- Posts: 755
- Joined: Thu May 29, 2014 9:50 am
- Reputation: 15
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
That is so true.Cowshed Cowboy wrote: 29) I'll pass on nocturnal female company because I know by morning I'll have forgotten where I've cunningly hidden all my valuables.
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
-
- Expatriate
- Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat May 17, 2014 6:14 am
- Reputation: 3
- Location: Soon, Soon There
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
64) Typing gwts tou[er and wpelling too.
35) Exercise consists of getting up from the easy chair, walking to the other side of the house, to get something I wanted, hover a moment, walk back and sit down, to remember what I was getting. Repeat. (true)
35) Exercise consists of getting up from the easy chair, walking to the other side of the house, to get something I wanted, hover a moment, walk back and sit down, to remember what I was getting. Repeat. (true)
Re: 17 Signs You're Too Old for This Shit
36) You used to take drugs to get "high," but now take them to stay alive.
37) Going to a bar and watching the younger/drunk generation make fools out of themselves and its not you doing that is a great spectator sport.
38)You use your "senior" discount to get better prices when ever possible.
39) You don't got to work no mo'.
40) You don't have to leave SouthEast Asia (Cambodia) to go back to work. (see #39)
41) You are called a "dirty old man" when you have that young stunner on your arm and it makes you smile.
42) You are now a "handsome man" (at least in Cambodia)( see #41)
43) People ask you what business you are in and you say "none." (see # 39)
44) You don't have to be anywhere at any time. (see #39)
45) You can't remember the last dry fart you had.
46) You can't remember all the girls names so keep an actual black book.
47) All the friends you had for years are dead. (which makes you a survivor.)(see #36 as some took too much of the first part.)
37) Going to a bar and watching the younger/drunk generation make fools out of themselves and its not you doing that is a great spectator sport.
38)You use your "senior" discount to get better prices when ever possible.
39) You don't got to work no mo'.
40) You don't have to leave SouthEast Asia (Cambodia) to go back to work. (see #39)
41) You are called a "dirty old man" when you have that young stunner on your arm and it makes you smile.
42) You are now a "handsome man" (at least in Cambodia)( see #41)
43) People ask you what business you are in and you say "none." (see # 39)
44) You don't have to be anywhere at any time. (see #39)
45) You can't remember the last dry fart you had.
46) You can't remember all the girls names so keep an actual black book.
47) All the friends you had for years are dead. (which makes you a survivor.)(see #36 as some took too much of the first part.)
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
- 1 Replies
- 1101 Views
-
Last post by hburns
-
- 0 Replies
- 2679 Views
-
Last post by bus-route
-
- 8 Replies
- 1874 Views
-
Last post by CEOCambodiaNews
-
- 17 Replies
- 3896 Views
-
Last post by techietraveller84
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], khmerhamster, Lost50, Zyzz and 427 guests