vladimir wrote:22. None of the bands you liked as a teenager/young adult feature on the music section of kickass.to anymore

23. You realise MIck Jagger, Ozzy Osborne, Peter Frampton, Robin Trower et al are making fools of themselves

24. You start treating women as friends, not as potential sex partners

25. You start giving a fuck about hangovers before you drink.

26. A smooth crap and a good night's sleep start taking over from sex.

27. You hate noise. All noise.

good

especially # 27 noise

vladimir wrote:.

27. You hate noise. All noise.

and too frail to say anything about it

28) I'd rather stay at home to watch the match so I can hear the commentary and not have to tell numb nuts in the bar to shift their heads out my line of match vision.

29) I'll pass on nocturnal female company because I know by morning I'll have forgotten where I've cunningly hidden all my valuables.

30) You wonder if you're repeating things

31) I'd rather stay at home to watch the match so I can hear the commentary and not have to tell numb nuts in the bar to shift their heads out my line of match vision

29) You think all lists should contain exactly seven items

28) You doubt your ability to count sequentially

32 ). Damn I've forgotten

33) I want number 33, buy-cha, saik chroog. Som coca moy.

Cowshed Cowboy wrote: 29) I'll pass on nocturnal female company because I know by morning I'll have forgotten where I've cunningly hidden all my valuables.

That is so true.

64) Typing gwts tou[er and wpelling too.

35) Exercise consists of getting up from the easy chair, walking to the other side of the house, to get something I wanted, hover a moment, walk back and sit down, to remember what I was getting. Repeat. (true)

36) You used to take drugs to get "high," but now take them to stay alive.
37) Going to a bar and watching the younger/drunk generation make fools out of themselves and its not you doing that is a great spectator sport.
38)You use your "senior" discount to get better prices when ever possible.
39) You don't got to work no mo'.
40) You don't have to leave SouthEast Asia (Cambodia) to go back to work. (see #39)
41) You are called a "dirty old man" when you have that young stunner on your arm and it makes you smile.
42) You are now a "handsome man" (at least in Cambodia)( see #41)
43) People ask you what business you are in and you say "none." (see # 39)
44) You don't have to be anywhere at any time. (see #39)
45) You can't remember the last dry fart you had.
46) You can't remember all the girls names so keep an actual black book.
47) All the friends you had for years are dead. (which makes you a survivor.)(see #36 as some took too much of the first part.)