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Riddles

Post by ali baba » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:32 pm

Where can you find a traffic light with no traffic?

Where can you find a taxi rank with no taxis?
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Re: Riddles

Post by General Mackevili » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:08 pm

Ok, my best attempt without looking at the spoiler . ...

1) At a traffic light store? You know, where you gotta buy the actual light. You could find it there, in a store, away from any traffic.

2) Dammit. I have no idea what a taxi "rank" is.
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Re: Riddles

Post by General Mackevili » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:09 pm

Ha!
Spoiler:
That's a bullshit spoiler, and you know it!
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Re: Riddles

Post by LaudJohn » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:17 pm

General Mackevili wrote:Ok, my best attempt without looking at the spoiler . ...

1) At a traffic light store? You know, where you gotta buy the actual light. You could find it there, in a store, away from any traffic.

2) Dammit. I have no idea.

fixed it for you.... and strongly agree
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Re: Riddles

Post by Joon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:39 pm

2. at Aeon mall, Phnom Penh, because those clueless, moronic Cambo shoppers park their f'ing cars at the taxis rank.

That also drives me crazy:
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Re: Riddles

Post by taranis » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:49 pm

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Re: Riddles

Post by Milord » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:53 pm

Both, during a Riot/demonstration. Roads closed. Goons barricade.
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Re: Riddles

Post by ali baba » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:56 pm

General Mackevili wrote:Ha!
Spoiler:
That's a bullshit spoiler, and you know it!
Spoiler:
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Re: Riddles

Post by General Mackevili » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:59 pm

ali baba wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:Ha!
Spoiler:
That's a bullshit spoiler, and you know it!
Another bullshit spoiler! !

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Re: Riddles

Post by ali baba » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:16 pm

Sorry I forgot the image tags.
Try it again now.
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