Report from a Stricken Land
Report from a Stricken Land
I am in Orlando. LGBT flags line the streets, the cops are thick and sullen bouncers man the bar doors on Orange in numbers as I've not seen before. The violence is on the tip of every 'tongue.
There was a time when I was leaving the States for Cambodia that people would say, "OMG, Cambodia? But...war, death, genocide, Khmer Rouge. Is it safe for foreigners? Why would you go there?" But now, as I was leaving Cambodia for Orlando, some people said, "OMG, Orlando? But...shootings and Muslim terrorists and crocodiles eating children at Disney. Why would you go there?"
The times they area a changing.
That said, the Cuban cigars I brought from Cambodia are going over quite well with the locals.
There was a time when I was leaving the States for Cambodia that people would say, "OMG, Cambodia? But...war, death, genocide, Khmer Rouge. Is it safe for foreigners? Why would you go there?" But now, as I was leaving Cambodia for Orlando, some people said, "OMG, Orlando? But...shootings and Muslim terrorists and crocodiles eating children at Disney. Why would you go there?"
The times they area a changing.
That said, the Cuban cigars I brought from Cambodia are going over quite well with the locals.
Last edited by LTO on Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Report from a Stricken Land
How did the shooter get past the bouncers with an assault rifle?
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Re: Report from a Stricken Land
bouncer thought it was a plastic gun that shoot out rainbow coloured condoms
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dont be silly
gays dont use condoms
gays dont use condoms
i am on these blocked lists;
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Why do they need to? Gays can't become pregnant.SinnSisamouth wrote:dont be silly
gays dont use condoms
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Re: Report from a Stricken Land
Oh my, SinnSisamouth, barebacking is so very 1970s!
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Another 2 or 3 weeks.Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:How long will you be there for?
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Are you a native of Orlando? Business or just to visit?
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Re: Report from a Stricken Land
I'm a Michigander. I never lived here. My parents retired here. I'm here with the wife and kids for our annual family visit.Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:Are you a native of Orlando? Business or just to visit?
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"Kafka is 'outdone' in our country, the new fatherland of Angkor" - Norodom Sihanouk
"Kafka is 'outdone' in our country, the new fatherland of Angkor" - Norodom Sihanouk
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