Sex with persons other than those with whom one is self quarantined: ...avoid kissing and sexual and sexual behaviors with a risk for fecal-oral transmission or that involve semen or urine, wearing a mask, showering before and after sexual intercourse, and cleaning of the physical space with soap and alcohol wipes...

monomial wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:49 am It's official. The world has gone completely mad. Condoms now are no longer sufficient. Full body armor is going to be required in order to engage in sexual congress. A new study appearing in the Anals of Internal Medicine recommends face masks when engaging in sexual intercourse in the fight against SARS-CoV-2:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7233185/

Quote from the article:

Sex with persons other than those with whom one is self quarantined: ...avoid kissing and sexual and sexual behaviors with a risk for fecal-oral transmission or that involve semen or urine, wearing a mask, showering before and after sexual intercourse, and cleaning of the physical space with soap and alcohol wipes...

OK. The showering part is obvious, but how exactly do you avoid sex with semen? Isn't that the point of sex? I've never been one for golden showers, so I suppose the urine part is pretty easy to avoid, but how about washing down the "physical space" with alcohol? That could be interpreted many ways. They need to be much more specific here. "Excuse me my darling. Do you mind if I pour this vodka in your girly goodies before we begin?"

Who knows though? The old adage of putting a bag over her head may take on a new meaning entirely. Sorry guys. If you need to put on a mask in order to engage, you are way too drunk to even be considering the act. Take off the beer goggles first.

What absurdity are they going to think of next? And who exactly is going to do the polcing of this new serious health threat?

Ryan754326 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:34 pm Their expensive, drawn-out studies don’t seem to be producing any better results than what a little bit of common sense would give us.