Please help share one or two of your slang or idioms

MekongMouse · Post by **MekongMouse** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:45 am

"Muff diver" - a lesbian, though really it can be used for anyone who eats poontang (gives women oral pleasure).

MekongMouse · Post by **MekongMouse** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:50 am

"Pounding off, cranking down, slapping the salami." - masturbation

MekongMouse · Post by **MekongMouse** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:53 am

"Dipping the digits, jilling off, flicking the bean." - female masturbation

Okay, I think those are all the important ones you need.

rick_o'shea · Post by **rick_o'shea** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:08 am

What about some Cockney Rhyming Slang? Originally used to deliberately confuse/mislead listeners that were unfamiliar with usage:

1. 'Arris', meaning arse.

"Cor, that waitress has a lovely 'arris!"

Harris (arris) is short for Aristotle, Aristotle rhymes with bottle, bottle and glass rhymes with arse.

2. 'Boat', meaning face.

"I know he's lying; it's written all over his boat."

Boat is short for 'boat race', which rhymes with face. This can also be interchanged with Chevy, as in actor Chevy Chase.

3. Butchers, meaning to take a look.

"Hey mate- I heard you're selling your motor. Mind if I 'ave a butchers on Saturday? Sweet."

Butchers is short for 'Butcher's hook', which rhymes with look.

OrangeDragon · Post by **OrangeDragon** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:32 am

MekongMouse wrote:[Assorted]

MekongMouse · Post by **MekongMouse** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 12:15 pm

OrangeDragon wrote:
MekongMouse wrote:[Assorted]

Sometimes I rise to the occasion.

OrangeDragon · Post by **OrangeDragon** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 1:45 am

Truely a hard act to follow.

MekongMouse · Post by **MekongMouse** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 2:17 am

Samouth · Post by **Samouth** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:58 am

@MM thank so much for sharing a lot of great slang and idioms. I am so glad to learn.

Samouth · Post by **Samouth** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:59 am

rick_o'shea wrote:What about some Cockney Rhyming Slang? Originally used to deliberately confuse/mislead listeners that were unfamiliar with usage:

1. 'Arris', meaning arse.

"Cor, that waitress has a lovely 'arris!"

Harris (arris) is short for Aristotle, Aristotle rhymes with bottle, bottle and glass rhymes with arse.

2. 'Boat', meaning face.

"I know he's lying; it's written all over his boat."

Boat is short for 'boat race', which rhymes with face. This can also be interchanged with Chevy, as in actor Chevy Chase.

3. Butchers, meaning to take a look.

"Hey mate- I heard you're selling your motor. Mind if I 'ave a butchers on Saturday? Sweet."

Butchers is short for 'Butcher's hook', which rhymes with look.

This is interesting and i have never heard of this before.

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