Pain

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:31 pm

The Harare Snake Park had 3 specimens over 10' in 1972. I know, because I watched them measure them.

wackyjacky · Post by **wackyjacky** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:57 pm

Can't compare immediate pain to you guys, but my torn Achilles hurt every day for 15 years. Both my knees have been done as well. They hurt for 2.

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:26 pm

First case of lover's balls I had, thought I was going to die

Post by **Username Taken** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:27 pm

vladimir wrote:First case of lover's balls I had, thought I was going to die

Ouch! Yeah that one. Managed to get home and take matters into my own hands.

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:31 pm

i did break my finger hitting a metal post, snapped it clean in half, didnt hurt though because i was highly intoxicated, and when i got to the hospital they put me on so many painkillers and morphine i was floating around A + E, i was in hospital a few days having operations and pins put in my finger, i do remember slipping on some ice and slamming my hand onto the ground when it was still in its cast, that fucker hurt more than breaking it lol

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:28 am

Cut my hand open on razor wire trying to take a short cut home through the railway yards late one night, the cut wasn't the problem, the anesthetic injections were, in between the fingers right to the centre of the palm where the cut was.

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:49 pm

vladimir wrote:Cut my hand open on razor wire trying to take a short cut home through the railway yards late one night, the cut wasn't the problem, the anesthetic injections were, in between the fingers right to the centre of the palm where the cut was.

yeah i know your pain, i had to have something simular, albeit not as deep as the palm when they had to cut my hand open to take my pins out my broken finger...

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vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:19 pm

I only have 3 knuckles in their correct place now. my one wish if I win the Lotto is to have corrective hand surgery for telescoped metatarsal and other damage (in a country where the surgeon doesn't use a monkey-wrench)

As a kid, I was snorkelling in Mauritius, and I thought I saw a large stone move, so I stood on it. The crab ripped my big toe open down to the base of my toenail, plus salt water...could have been worse, could have been a stonefish, I suppose.

Also as a kid my brother and I were stealing prickly pears, and we saw the farmer coming, so I stuffed them down my shirt, DUH.

Weeks before I left school we went camping in the Matopos hills, all trying to be heroes, smoking a cigarette, housemaster sneaked up on us, I dumped the burning cigarette down the back of my shorts. Didn't get caught/caned, but I would have preferred it, I think.

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 9:50 pm

vladimir wrote:I only have 3 knuckles in their correct place now. my one wish if I win the Lotto is to have corrective hand surgery for telescoped metatarsal and other damage (in a country where the surgeon doesn't use a monkey-wrench)

As a kid, I was snorkelling in Mauritius, and I thought I saw a large stone move, so I stood on it. The crab ripped my big toe open down to the base of my toenail, plus salt water...could have been worse, could have been a stonefish, I suppose.

Also as a kid my brother and I were stealing prickly pears, and we saw the farmer coming, so I stuffed them down my shirt, DUH.

Weeks before I left school we went camping in the Matopos hills, all trying to be heroes, smoking a cigarette, housemaster sneaked up on us, I dumped the burning cigarette down the back of my shorts. Didn't get caught/caned, but I would have preferred it, I think.

How are you still alive?

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:51 am

Bad luck on humanity's part, LOL

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