Naked Land lord

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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby Cowshed Cowboy » Mon May 19, 2014 6:46 am

How big are her mangoes ?
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby vladimir » Mon May 19, 2014 7:08 am

fc seems to attract these kind of happenings, his life is never boring, but I'm pretty sure sometimes he wishes it were.
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby Kung-fu Hillbilly » Mon May 19, 2014 7:49 am

flying chicken wrote:When I moved into this place sometime ago I had to sign a lease and there were stipulations...well to sum it up...I can't do anything stupid; or otherwise I will be booted out or my deposit will be taken away. Well. its cool. But the other day I saw her naked in the shower with a random dude. I am offended.

What can I do about it?
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby vladimir » Mon May 19, 2014 9:29 am

Room to let.

VERY cute chicken.
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby flying chicken » Mon May 19, 2014 11:22 am

You envied cockblockers made it sound like I committed a crime when the curtain was opened and the ''oooh, ahhh'' was especially inviting.
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby Jaap N. » Mon May 19, 2014 11:27 am

flying chicken wrote:You envied cockblockers made it sound like I committed a crime when the curtain was opened and the ''oooh, ahhh'' was especially inviting.
You're weird. :crazy:
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby flying chicken » Mon May 19, 2014 11:38 am

Haha, too true.
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby Jaap N. » Mon May 19, 2014 11:48 am

flying chicken wrote:Haha, too true.
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby flying chicken » Mon May 19, 2014 11:52 am

:beer1: times 7 :beer3: :D :D :D
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Re: Naked Land lord

Postby dagenham » Mon May 19, 2014 12:11 pm

flying chicken wrote:When I moved into this place sometime ago I had to sign a lease and there were stipulations...well to sum it up...I can't do anything stupid; or otherwise I will be booted out or my deposit will be taken away. Well. its cool. But the other day I saw her naked in the shower with a random dude. I am offended.

What can I do about it?
Sorry. Not a random dude. It was Dagenham with her.

She's OK, but a bit weak on the oral techniques...oh well...at least she owns property...
Winston Churchill said, "Have a cigar, a glass of brandy, pet your dog and get a blow job daily for a productive and fulfilling life"


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