Movie quotes modified to fit Cambodia

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Brilliant thread!
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Apology accepted, Sam Rainsy.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Landcruisers on fire off the hard shoulder of Pich Nil. I watched CDs glitter in the dark near the National Road #4 Toll-Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Private Joker Full Metal Jacket.
I wanted to see exotic Cambodia... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and fuck them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed STD!
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IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:17 pm Private Joker Full Metal Jacket.
I wanted to see exotic Cambodia... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and fuck them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed STD!
"Hey Bong, you got Songsa Cambodia?"
"Not just this minute..."
"Well Bong me so horny, me so hoooorny, me love you long time, you party?"
"yeah we might party, how much?"
"$50..."
"$50 for both of us?"
"...no each you $50, me love you long time, me so horny"
"$50 too beaucoup, $5 each..."
"Don't be cheap charlie, China man pay me $100, me so horny me, me sucky sucky, me love you too mutt"
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Pulp Fiction; with a twat twist. :facepalm:

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Jamie_Lambo wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:02 pm
IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:17 pm Private Joker Full Metal Jacket.
I wanted to see exotic Cambodia... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and fuck them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed STD!
"Hey Bong, you got Songsa Cambodia?"
"Not just this minute..."
"Well Bong me so horny, me so hoooorny, me love you long time, you party?"
"yeah we might party, how much?"
"$50..."
"$50 for both of us?"
"...no each you $50, me love you long time, me so horny"
"$50 too beaucoup, $5 each..."
"Don't be cheap charlie, China man pay me $100, me so horny me, me sucky sucky, me love you too mutt"
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