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SAUDI MAN FACES 1,000 LASHES FOR HAVING SEX WITH VACUUM CLEANER
Riyadh | Saudi police officers in the district of Al-Mansuriyya in the branch municipality of Al-Shifa have arrested a man accused of having sex with his vacuum cleaner, reports the Riyadh Daily.
The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.
“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters.
“I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.
The suspect has denied any wrong doing and blames his wife for inventing the whole affair of which he could face 2 years in jail and 1,000 lashes for adultery
Capital punishment
As adultery is a crime punishable by death in Islamic law, usually performed by stoning the person to death, experts believe the man’s condemnation is a light one.
“Due to the peculiar nature of this case of adultery, in which the accused performed sex with a home appliance and not with an animal or a human being, the judge has decided to give him a lighter sentence than usual for this crime” admits legal expert and Middle East specialist, Hakim Ben Ali.
“Two years in prison and 1,000 lashes is more than acceptable for the region,” he acknowledges.
Pleading his innocence
The man accused of adultery strongly maintained his innocence before the court.
“He was arrested and is held in custody pending further investigations,” explained Saeed Saleh Trad, spokesperson for Al-Shafi police.
“We were unable to identify if the suspect performed any sexual act on his vacuum cleaner,” he told reporters.
The case could be a first one for Saudi law as nothing in Islamic law is stated about sexual acts performed onto home appliances but the accusation still applies as an act of adultery, believe experts.
SAUDI MAN FACES 1,000 LASHES FOR HAVING SEX WITH VACUUM CLEANER
Riyadh | Saudi police officers in the district of Al-Mansuriyya in the branch municipality of Al-Shifa have arrested a man accused of having sex with his vacuum cleaner, reports the Riyadh Daily.
The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.
“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters.
“I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.
The suspect has denied any wrong doing and blames his wife for inventing the whole affair of which he could face 2 years in jail and 1,000 lashes for adultery
Capital punishment
As adultery is a crime punishable by death in Islamic law, usually performed by stoning the person to death, experts believe the man’s condemnation is a light one.
“Due to the peculiar nature of this case of adultery, in which the accused performed sex with a home appliance and not with an animal or a human being, the judge has decided to give him a lighter sentence than usual for this crime” admits legal expert and Middle East specialist, Hakim Ben Ali.
“Two years in prison and 1,000 lashes is more than acceptable for the region,” he acknowledges.
Pleading his innocence
The man accused of adultery strongly maintained his innocence before the court.
“He was arrested and is held in custody pending further investigations,” explained Saeed Saleh Trad, spokesperson for Al-Shafi police.
“We were unable to identify if the suspect performed any sexual act on his vacuum cleaner,” he told reporters.
The case could be a first one for Saudi law as nothing in Islamic law is stated about sexual acts performed onto home appliances but the accusation still applies as an act of adultery, believe experts.
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Sex with vacuum cleaners is not completely forbidden in Islam.
It's only if it is with cloven hoovers.
It's only if it is with cloven hoovers.
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He should have found himself a Muslim vacuum cleaner it wouldn't have been haram
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Obviously Meccanical things can also be forbidden
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She feels dirty. But his John Thomas has never been cleaner.
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It's her fault he said he was not getting enough sex and she told him to suck it up. He took her literally.
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I could be wrong, but I thought that Sharia Law makes it clear that a woman's testimony is worth only half of a man's, so it takes two forgetful and likely lying women's testimonies to equal one testimony of a man's, so maybe he'll get off, and she'll be stoned for admitting to watching pornographic activities.
Sucks to be him, blows to be her.
Sucks to be him, blows to be her.
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There must be two person to testify for the offense to be fully considered, in this case its her word against his which pretty much throws off the case.General Mackevili wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:36 pm I could be wrong, but I thought that Sharia Law makes it clear that a woman's testimony is worth only half of a man's, so it takes two forgetful and likely lying women's testimonies to equal one testimony of a man's, so maybe he'll get off, and she'll be stoned for admitting to watching pornographic activities.
Sucks to be him, blows to be her.
However its embarrassing enough for a Saudi guy to go through this.
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That's Sharia law.JohnLeonard wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:11 pmThere must be two person to testify for the offense to be fully considered, in this case its her word against his which pretty much throws off the case.General Mackevili wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:36 pm I could be wrong, but I thought that Sharia Law makes it clear that a woman's testimony is worth only half of a man's, so it takes two forgetful and likely lying women's testimonies to equal one testimony of a man's, so maybe he'll get off, and she'll be stoned for admitting to watching pornographic activities.
Sucks to be him, blows to be her.
However its embarrassing enough for a Saudi guy to go through this.
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They sound like lovely people.
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