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Sex with a vacuum cleaner is covered in advanced ambulance training, at least in Australia. Depending on the suction strength of the machine, there's a reasonable risk of "de-gloving" the penis, especially if interacting directly with the body of the machine. For those without a vivid imagination, de-gloving your penis is NOT going to end well.
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Having read through this thread, I feel oddly over-informed. Entertained and intrigued, and somewhat, not in the least bit surprised. There are few places on earth that I deliberately avoid- Big areas of the grit pit, and Birmingham spring to mind.
On a personal level, I once buggered a vacuum cleaner. I guess I may have been doing it wrong. I was using it in the car, and it turns out there was a water leak, and soggy carpets. The poor thing went up in smoke...
Having lived in one of the further flung islamic countries, I recall it was not uncommon to have some form of inappropriate activity with the cleaner. I never once saw a vacuum cleaner there. All were definitely biological appliances, prone to kneeling...
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I'm trying hard to unimagine, but I may need a stiff shot
On a personal level, I once buggered a vacuum cleaner. I guess I may have been doing it wrong. I was using it in the car, and it turns out there was a water leak, and soggy carpets. The poor thing went up in smoke...
Having lived in one of the further flung islamic countries, I recall it was not uncommon to have some form of inappropriate activity with the cleaner. I never once saw a vacuum cleaner there. All were definitely biological appliances, prone to kneeling...
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I'm trying hard to unimagine, but I may need a stiff shot
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Re: GM may be offline for a while
Remake of american pie ?
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Do that in Saudi Arabia and you'll be charged with both adultery and sodomy.
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All part of the free service.Freightdog wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:10 pm@StroppyChops
I'm trying hard to unimagine, but I may need a stiff shot
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