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Re: GM may be offline for a while

Post by StroppyChops » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:41 pm

Sex with a vacuum cleaner is covered in advanced ambulance training, at least in Australia. Depending on the suction strength of the machine, there's a reasonable risk of "de-gloving" the penis, especially if interacting directly with the body of the machine. For those without a vivid imagination, de-gloving your penis is NOT going to end well.
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Re: GM may be offline for a while

Post by Freightdog » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:10 pm

Having read through this thread, I feel oddly over-informed. Entertained and intrigued, and somewhat, not in the least bit surprised. There are few places on earth that I deliberately avoid- Big areas of the grit pit, and Birmingham spring to mind.

On a personal level, I once buggered a vacuum cleaner. I guess I may have been doing it wrong. I was using it in the car, and it turns out there was a water leak, and soggy carpets. The poor thing went up in smoke...

Having lived in one of the further flung islamic countries, I recall it was not uncommon to have some form of inappropriate activity with the cleaner. I never once saw a vacuum cleaner there. All were definitely biological appliances, prone to kneeling...

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Re: GM may be offline for a while

Post by Pragmatist » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:21 am

Remake of american pie ?
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Re: GM may be offline for a while

Post by prahocalypse now » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:59 am

Freightdog wrote:
Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:10 pm


On a personal level, I once buggered a vacuum cleaner.

Do that in Saudi Arabia and you'll be charged with both adultery and sodomy.
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Re: GM may be offline for a while

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:06 pm

Freightdog wrote:
Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:10 pm
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All part of the free service.
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