No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

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Digg3r wrote:
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General Mackevili wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 11:14 am Oh Christ. He's up to $245.
That's very generous of you General. :voilent1:
I'm hoping he gets enough to afford a 1-way ticket to Iran.
What type of dumb ass American would move to the middle east?

Oh wait...

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General Mackevili wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 3:15 pm
Digg3r wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:
Username Taken wrote:
General Mackevili wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 11:14 am Oh Christ. He's up to $245.
That's very generous of you General. :voilent1:
I'm hoping he gets enough to afford a 1-way ticket to Iran.
What type of dumb ass American would move to the middle east?

Oh wait...

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Username Taken wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:06 pm Looks like Amazon has wised up and removed NJH's book. Must have sold too many and overloaded the servers or something.
IT'S BACKKKK!!!

Re-released 2 days ago with a new cover. Doesn't say whether it's been rewritten, edited, or whatever.

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Username Taken wrote:
Username Taken wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:06 pm Looks like Amazon has wised up and removed NJH's book. Must have sold too many and overloaded the servers or something.
IT'S BACKKKK!!!

Re-released 2 days ago with a new cover. Doesn't say whether it's been rewritten, edited, or whatever.

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I bet there's a LOT of good info in there (for anyone who wants to learn how to: Fail at teaching English in Cambodia; Ruin your mother's overseas experience; Post 500 videos about banging ladyboys in graphic details; how to pick up dudes abroad; How to break your hand and make sure it heals as crooked as possible; Lose your business as a personal trainer; How to beg your embassy to buy your broke ass a one-way ticket back home; Score drugs in Cambodia and cut your face when you're high: How to say "biaaaches" in the gayest sounding voice ever; and how to quit your lame ass job and beg for travel money on YouTube before you inevitably get fired if you happen to have a job at the moment).

I think a better more descriptive title would just be: How To Fail at Everything.



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^^ You forgot to mention How to pronounce Cum-eye.
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Username Taken wrote: Fri May 12, 2017 8:08 pm ^^ You forgot to mention How to pronounce Cum-eye.
Everyone knows it's c'meer...
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hes nearly got 500USD.

that wont go far in the EU.

wont go far in SEA either nowadays.
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It's been 12 days since Big Joke Howard started a GoFundMe page to raise $5,000, no wait, he lowered it to $2,500, but only managed to raise $544, LoL.

No donations have come in in over 5 days, so I think his wishful thinking campaign to get all his gullible fans on YouTube to fund his next series of failures in a different corner of the world has finally run out of gas.

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General Mackevili wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 1:04 amImage
That actually looks like an applied math problem from an Oxford or Pearson text...

If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days?

b) how many days would it take for 55 people to raise $2,500?

c) how old would NJH be by then?
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StroppyChops wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:34 pm
General Mackevili wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 1:04 amImage
That actually looks like an applied math problem from an Oxford or Pearson text...

If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days?

b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500?

c) how old would NJH be by then?
If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days? 8431 - 22 = 8409 of his subscribers who dont give a fuck

b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500? 55 and a half days for 22 people to raise $2500

c) how old would NJH be by then? 55 days older than he his now
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