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I meant YOU!Bosco wrote:You just lost 50,000 posts. Vladimir is gold.OrangeDragon wrote: Banned!
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Agreed, I'm just a cynical old flocker who rarely posts anyway.OrangeDragon wrote: I meant YOU!
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Hi I'm new here, just got to Cambodia and meet a great bar girl, can you guys help me find our if she loves me and why is her mother sick every week?!?!
Congrats you 2.
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She loves you! ! Marry her! We'll all come.thePeck wrote:Hi I'm new here, just got to Cambodia and meet a great bar girl, can you guys help me find our if she loves me and why is her mother sick every week?!?!
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as long as the buffalo is healthy, you'll be just fine.
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I'm not German.
I did however flee to Cambodia as it has no extradition treaty with my home country. Spent several weeks in Phnom Penh smoking opium but was then robbed by a contortionist bar girl called Vanna who stole all my money, my copy of Mein Kampf and my collection of Michael Buble CDs.
Almost destitute, I took on a job smuggling stolen antiquities to Europe on behalf of a Russian oligarch with a limp and a pet Lemur. On my return to Cambodia I moved to Sihanoukville for the bracing sea air, lively and interesting expat community and the sense of history and culture.
I am now writing my memoirs which will bring down the government of a small South Pacific island and also carry out odd jobs for the Vietnamese mafia.
At weekends I like to indulge my loves of drinking prodigious amounts of bourbon, having wild sex with amputee bar girls and imbibing heroic amounts of psychedelics. You can often find me propping up various bars in need of renovation or on the hill at 2am looking for a last minute bargain.
In my spare time I enjoy stalking Thai soap opera actresses online, French cooking and crocheting famous medieval battle scenes.
In the future I hope for world peace and a cure for herpes.
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Welcome, StraMash!
I have a strange feeling you'll be wanting access to our VIP Nightlife.
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is there a discount card for bar girls?General Mackevili wrote:Welcome, StraMash!
I have a strange feeling you'll be wanting access to our VIP Nightlife.
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Yes, but unfortunately the card costs what you would save with the discount, so it seems rather pointless to sell you one.stramash wrote:
is there a discount card for bar girls?
Be glad to sell you two though.
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Bugger. Looks like the chicken ranch with the saved 100 riel notes again...General Mackevili wrote:
Yes, but unfortunately the card costs what you would save with the discount, so it seems rather pointless to sell you one.
Be glad to sell you two though.
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