Introduce Yourself

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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby OrangeDragon » Mon May 12, 2014 9:45 pm

Bosco wrote:
OrangeDragon wrote: Banned!
You just lost 50,000 posts. Vladimir is gold.

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I meant YOU! ;-)
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Bosco » Mon May 12, 2014 9:53 pm

OrangeDragon wrote: I meant YOU! ;-)
Agreed, I'm just a cynical old flocker who rarely posts anyway.

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Introduce Yourself

Postby thePeck » Mon May 12, 2014 10:14 pm

Hi I'm new here, just got to Cambodia and meet a great bar girl, can you guys help me find our if she loves me and why is her mother sick every week?!?!

:-)

Congrats you 2.


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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby General Mackevili » Mon May 12, 2014 10:21 pm

thePeck wrote:Hi I'm new here, just got to Cambodia and meet a great bar girl, can you guys help me find our if she loves me and why is her mother sick every week?!?!
She loves you! ! Marry her! We'll all come.



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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby OrangeDragon » Mon May 12, 2014 10:22 pm

as long as the buffalo is healthy, you'll be just fine.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby stramash » Tue May 13, 2014 12:56 am

:greet:

I'm not German.

I did however flee to Cambodia as it has no extradition treaty with my home country. Spent several weeks in Phnom Penh smoking opium but was then robbed by a contortionist bar girl called Vanna who stole all my money, my copy of Mein Kampf and my collection of Michael Buble CDs.
Almost destitute, I took on a job smuggling stolen antiquities to Europe on behalf of a Russian oligarch with a limp and a pet Lemur. On my return to Cambodia I moved to Sihanoukville for the bracing sea air, lively and interesting expat community and the sense of history and culture.
I am now writing my memoirs which will bring down the government of a small South Pacific island and also carry out odd jobs for the Vietnamese mafia.
At weekends I like to indulge my loves of drinking prodigious amounts of bourbon, having wild sex with amputee bar girls and imbibing heroic amounts of psychedelics. You can often find me propping up various bars in need of renovation or on the hill at 2am looking for a last minute bargain.
In my spare time I enjoy stalking Thai soap opera actresses online, French cooking and crocheting famous medieval battle scenes.
In the future I hope for world peace and a cure for herpes.
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby General Mackevili » Tue May 13, 2014 1:16 am

Welcome, StraMash!

I have a strange feeling you'll be wanting access to our VIP Nightlife.



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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby stramash » Tue May 13, 2014 1:17 am

General Mackevili wrote:Welcome, StraMash!

I have a strange feeling you'll be wanting access to our VIP Nightlife.



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is there a discount card for bar girls? :please:
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby General Mackevili » Tue May 13, 2014 1:22 am

stramash wrote:
is there a discount card for bar girls? :please:
Yes, but unfortunately the card costs what you would save with the discount, so it seems rather pointless to sell you one.

Be glad to sell you two though.

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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby stramash » Tue May 13, 2014 1:29 am

General Mackevili wrote:
Yes, but unfortunately the card costs what you would save with the discount, so it seems rather pointless to sell you one.

Be glad to sell you two though.

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Bugger. Looks like the chicken ranch with the saved 100 riel notes again...
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