Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

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Joker Poker wrote:
Mrs Stroppy wrote:No good will come from this.

That's an interesting choice for a baby name!
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flying chicken wrote:when they constantly giving you the winks. Is it ok?
Do it.

And please report back in details on what you've done wrong so that others can learn a valuable lesson in life.
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The husbands seem to always away at work, from dusk till dawn from weekday to weekend. Most of the time when I see them home is staggering off from their Lexus or their new Honda dream at 1 am in the morning. The wifeys on the other hand, like to congregate on the bamboo bed after their morning meals and after mini nap bitching and moaning about stray cats that meowing at them and predicting today's lucky lottery numbers from their last night dream.
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Joon wrote:
flying chicken wrote:when they constantly giving you the winks. Is it ok?
Do it.

And please report back in details on what you've done wrong so that others can learn a valuable lesson in life.
Not yet my man. But I will be sure to report it....when provoke the next time.

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No. You should never covet your neighbour's wife, but feel free to jump on his wifi if given the chance.
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Garry.Crabtree wrote:No. You should never covet your neighbour's wife, but feel free to jump on his wifi if given the chance.
Havent had that chance yet, but I was asked a few time when they could not figure how to get into Facebook on their Samsung Android...I was shocked to see things in the apps after the desktop background.
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Why don't you ask your wife and kids if it's ok flying chicken????? :evil:
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Born-Confused wrote:Why don't you ask your wife and kids if it's ok flying chicken????? :evil:
Right, it surely going to fly, "hey darling, can I pop down stairs and fuck our neighbor's wife?"

That's the smartest thing I heard all day since Astramadaus period.
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flying chicken wrote:
Born-Confused wrote:Why don't you ask your wife and kids if it's ok flying chicken????? :evil:
Right, it surely going to fly, "hey darling, can I pop down stairs and fuck our neighbor's wife?"
Well, she married you, who knows what crazy thing she will do next? :lol:
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Hence I am in the process of building a pen behind a vacant plot of land at Mao Zhe Tong boulevard.
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