Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby Mrs Stroppy » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:29 pm

Joker Poker wrote:
Mrs Stroppy wrote:No good will come from this.

That's an interesting choice for a baby name!
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby Joon » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:41 pm

flying chicken wrote:when they constantly giving you the winks. Is it ok?
Do it.

And please report back in details on what you've done wrong so that others can learn a valuable lesson in life.
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby flying chicken » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:50 pm

The husbands seem to always away at work, from dusk till dawn from weekday to weekend. Most of the time when I see them home is staggering off from their Lexus or their new Honda dream at 1 am in the morning. The wifeys on the other hand, like to congregate on the bamboo bed after their morning meals and after mini nap bitching and moaning about stray cats that meowing at them and predicting today's lucky lottery numbers from their last night dream.
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby flying chicken » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:18 pm

Joon wrote:
flying chicken wrote:when they constantly giving you the winks. Is it ok?
Do it.

And please report back in details on what you've done wrong so that others can learn a valuable lesson in life.
Not yet my man. But I will be sure to report it....when provoke the next time.

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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby Garry.Crabtree » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:22 pm

No. You should never covet your neighbour's wife, but feel free to jump on his wifi if given the chance.
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby flying chicken » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:41 pm

Garry.Crabtree wrote:No. You should never covet your neighbour's wife, but feel free to jump on his wifi if given the chance.
Havent had that chance yet, but I was asked a few time when they could not figure how to get into Facebook on their Samsung Android...I was shocked to see things in the apps after the desktop background.
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby Born-Confused » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:01 pm

Why don't you ask your wife and kids if it's ok flying chicken????? :evil:
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby flying chicken » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:09 pm

Born-Confused wrote:Why don't you ask your wife and kids if it's ok flying chicken????? :evil:
Right, it surely going to fly, "hey darling, can I pop down stairs and fuck our neighbor's wife?"

That's the smartest thing I heard all day since Astramadaus period.
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby vladimir » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:33 pm

flying chicken wrote:
Born-Confused wrote:Why don't you ask your wife and kids if it's ok flying chicken????? :evil:
Right, it surely going to fly, "hey darling, can I pop down stairs and fuck our neighbor's wife?"
Well, she married you, who knows what crazy thing she will do next? :lol:
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Re: Hitting on your Neighbor's wives

Postby flying chicken » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:03 pm

Hence I am in the process of building a pen behind a vacant plot of land at Mao Zhe Tong boulevard.
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